You know that saying where young girls are “sugar and spice and everything nice?”
Of course I’ve known this to be true ever since my 12 year old bootingtocks would get chased home by a gang of cheerleaders each and every day after school. Let me tell you something, there’s a reason some girls like to grow their fingernails long, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with cosmetics.
Though I have to admit, I’ve never gone up against the kind of ferocity such as what happened there in Florida (it’s always Florida too.) It wasn’t just watching this poor girl getting beat down by a mob of flip-flop wearing teens that I found so disturbing (along with the painful memories it brought back), but just how coldly calculated it all was. They basically kidnapped her, brought her to the house, then had a throwdown while look-outs were stationed outside to make sure no one interrupted the beating.
If you ask me, that seems to be an appropriate rite of passage a teenage girl might take if she wanted to be a divorce attorney someday, except that the morons here videotaped the whole thing and were actually planning to upload the vid to YouTube. No wonder people refer to the state as Floriduuuuuuh.
All because somebody supposedly dissed somebody else on a MySpace page (of course.)
Oh, by the way, if you’re reading this and you happen to have a MySpace page, you suck and I hate you. I don’t care if I don’t know anything else about you, I hate you, hate you, hate you, even if you gave me a million dollars I’d still hate you (I’d keep the money though.)
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Hmm. My guess is that it had something to do with the flip-flops. Flip-flops are evil and Florida is LOADED with them.
The worst bit is that they never beat you up alone by themselves, it’s always with a posse. Girls are beginning to be worse than boys nowadays… there were similar incidents in Australia and even here in Singapore.
Whats a bootingtock ???
@MrsMecomber: I hate flip-flops, especially the floppy noises they make.
@Isaiah: Yes they seem to travel in packs here as well. If you ever visit here and you see a group of three or more…
@Mou: Bootingtocks is just a personal term I use to describe my chiseled butt cheeks. :-D
fake myspace accounts suck more! :-D my crystal ball tells me there;s a myspace-related trauma around here somewhere….
Bitches. Sad thing is, they will probably be mothers some day whether by choice or accident.
@Lori: Dear me, I’ve forgotten that they’re able to breed. Let’s hope they do some hard to at least stop that from happening for a few more years.
At first let me tell you, that I do not have anything on my space (I’m even not sure if I know what it is…:-))
And I wanted to say, that nor every girl is like that. For example I never hit anybody and I do not know, If I could seriously hit somebody.
And it looks like girl all around the world are beginning to be very violent (even here in Slovakia). Strange…
If you don’t know what MySpace is, you are truly, truly blessed.
I went to school with girls like that. Girls are getting worse every generation.
I think we all went (or are going) to school with these types of chicks
[or unfortunately have to live next door to one-who yells about Ohio buck-flies (or something) all the time- Oh, Shut your pie hole & Go home!].
And as I feel inclined to share; … from another chick beat down and run over in Florida.
Many of the hooligan rabid chicks are either relocated here from major cities [up North] because their families didn’t want them to be affected by the gangster attitudes and tendencies OR hillbillies that are raised in the back woods fighting for the last chicken wing like feral dogs…
These two types collide and form bonds in middle school and inevitably take out their wrath in teams (like skin heads) when they can. The vicious fight for the ones who would ‘shame’ their families if they actually got in trouble … so they, as trade for admittance in their clubs take out the hazing-like deeds for their counterparts.
It does not just happen in Florida… previous to the horrible crime(s) that occurred in that house that day; I recall catching a video on the news from up North where a thirteen year old girl was beat on by five or so chicks. And just after that; a group in daytona beach did the same thing-just to put in on the web.
These are just people (from all over the country) that just want to be famous for something.
The problem in Florida has always been that there isn’t much for kids to do and plenty of out of the way places to lure the innocent to. It is sad; And it’s not always Florida. It’s just fun to say the word…. because it ends in ‘da.’ … the whole country is kind of dumb … step back and look around; we are a country that has lent money to much of the world and regardless of not being paid back, America keeps giving; not only the finances to build and house societies but to take over countries. We have allowed industries to move their entire operations for a tax break… so, in short; like major cities that are paying to ship their homeless to Florida [ANOTHER ], it makes little sense that if this country, like friends that don’t pay you back, continues to ‘give’ away funds rather than tend to the problems that ‘we’ collectively have at home.
As I have had to sit back and realize what might have happened to the heathens that organized the assault on me and where they could be at this point. It is people like that who actually are holding the positions that have screwed this country and I’d bet one pair of my flipflops that I’m not wrong … one (two, three, OK, four) of the hateful, jealous, vicious girls from school that messed with me through school was into peer counseling and members of an elitist group that were actually more similar to an occult group with good grades; And not one one of them was from Florida.
I’m just glad I can’t see the scar… an so will that young girl who has healed from her bruises (at least she didn’t get shot).
Nice to have a visual like chiseled ‘Bootingtocks’ to distract from all the stress .. ..
Facebook or myspace? … No thanks; didn’t like high school the first time around; I did get a preview from a friend “ya, it’s real cool- you can get all the dirt: like how many times people have been married and what their lives have turned out to be”… personally, I haven’t been married and would avoid doing it more than once. I’ll get to a reunion one day and be the same calm cool collected person I’ve always been…one who cares that your okay moreso than how you’ve been… and always ready to listen… forward always forward;
… the thing about flip flops is that … socks are hot and they leave the dreaded tan lines!
In Florida , walking can be hazardous because cement and sand burns like walking on fire… I can not speak for people who wear flipflops in a city; I even think that is ridiculous… People from cities fear walking any where close to barefoot because of all the yulk and ick on city streets; there are far to many fabulous shoe stores in big cities to not sport something more substantial; I personally avoid shopping in Florida.
Trust… running into the ocean isn’t hardly as post-card-esque when you’ve got to untie shoes or boots
PEACE
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And of course the world’s most famous rodent sends a hello and a welcome; come on down
Don’t worry; just about everyone wears real shoes on the mainland and at the theme parks…