Women Aren’t Just Evil, They’re Violent Too

You know that saying where young girls are “sugar and spice and everything nice?”

Of course I’ve known this to be true ever since my 12 year old bootingtocks would get chased home by a gang of cheerleaders each and every day after school. Let me tell you something, there’s a reason some girls like to grow their fingernails long, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with cosmetics.

Though I have to admit, I’ve never gone up against the kind of ferocity such as what happened there in Florida (it’s always Florida too.) It wasn’t just watching this poor girl getting beat down by a mob of flip-flop wearing teens that I found so disturbing (along with the painful memories it brought back), but just how coldly calculated it all was. They basically kidnapped her, brought her to the house, then had a throwdown while look-outs were stationed outside to make sure no one interrupted the beating.

If you ask me, that seems to be an appropriate rite of passage a teenage girl might take if she wanted to be a divorce attorney someday, except that the morons here videotaped the whole thing and were actually planning to upload the vid to YouTube. No wonder people refer to the state as Floriduuuuuuh.

All because somebody supposedly dissed somebody else on a MySpace page (of course.)

Oh, by the way, if you’re reading this and you happen to have a MySpace page, you suck and I hate you. I don’t care if I don’t know anything else about you, I hate you, hate you, hate you, even if you gave me a million dollars I’d still hate you (I’d keep the money though.)

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9 Responses to “Women Aren’t Just Evil, They’re Violent Too”

Mrs. Mecomber wrote a comment on April 10, 2008 @ 02:04:am
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Hmm. My guess is that it had something to do with the flip-flops. Flip-flops are evil and Florida is LOADED with them.

Isaiah wrote a comment on April 10, 2008 @ 04:17:am
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The worst bit is that they never beat you up alone by themselves, it’s always with a posse. Girls are beginning to be worse than boys nowadays… there were similar incidents in Australia and even here in Singapore.

Mou wrote a comment on April 10, 2008 @ 07:32:am
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Whats a bootingtock ???

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on April 10, 2008 @ 10:59:am
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@MrsMecomber: I hate flip-flops, especially the floppy noises they make.

@Isaiah: Yes they seem to travel in packs here as well. If you ever visit here and you see a group of three or more… :run:

@Mou: Bootingtocks is just a personal term I use to describe my chiseled butt cheeks.

Evil Woobie wrote a comment on April 10, 2008 @ 03:44:pm
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fake myspace accounts suck more! my crystal ball tells me there;s a myspace-related trauma around here somewhere….

Lori wrote a comment on April 12, 2008 @ 04:26:pm
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Bitches. Sad thing is, they will probably be mothers some day whether by choice or accident.

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on April 12, 2008 @ 05:11:pm
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@Lori: Dear me, I’ve forgotten that they’re able to breed. :wideeyed: Let’s hope they do some hard to at least stop that from happening for a few more years. :blink:

susan from flueless fireplaces wrote a comment on April 13, 2008 @ 04:41:am
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At first let me tell you, that I do not have anything on my space (I’m even not sure if I know what it is… :-) )
And I wanted to say, that nor every girl is like that. For example I never hit anybody and I do not know, If I could seriously hit somebody.
And it looks like girl all around the world are beginning to be very violent (even here in Slovakia). Strange…