Why the readers at Little Green Footballs are a bunch of dumbass schmuck monkeys
Lincoln Adams | August 12, 2008 @ 8:42 pmI’ve been reading LGF on and off for the past few years (I was even on their blogroll), but I only recently began to notice a growing anti-Christian bias primarily born out of their head blogger’s distaste for Intelligent Design (ID).
While I’m a creationist at heart, I’m not a fan of the idea of ID either, since to me much of it represents a narrowly focused movement with disingenuous motives, and any movement that scraps its spiritual integrity in favor of political ambitions simply isn’t going to be blessed of God.
LGF’s continual bashing of ID though seems to be attracting a new demographic of readers, and to put it charitably, they are completely bugflip out of their heathen darkened minds.
After yet another ID bashing post, I happened to notice a comment by one of their more level headed readers:
I don’t support the intelligent design folks, but are they really so influential as to warrant such understandable hostility at this blog? Have the(sic) made such inroads in education that they can no longer be casually dismissed?
To which another reader responded:
Considering they’re in bed with islamists and other haters of democracy- YES.
Uh oh, they’re on to us. I better call my Al Qaeda buddy Omar and my commie friend Ivan to tell them the jig is up: them brilliant LGF folks have uncovered our conspiracy to destroy America by coercing an entire generation of children into believing that we were all intelligently designed.
Really, how much crack does a guy have to smoke before he starts coming up with nutty conspiracy crap like this? Not only that, it would suggest that all creationists are of one mind in spreading the evils of Intelligent Design across the globe, and by God, we’ll enlist the aid of hardcore Muslims to do it if we have to!
Yet this very notion violates maybe 3/4s of what the New Testament teaches in regards to evangelism. The emphasis has always been on preaching (and living) the Gospel, while leaving the rest up to God, because really, if the very act of observing the natural world cannot convince a person that we have a Creator, what more is there to be said? It puts into question not only the wisdom of the extreme elements of the ID movement, but whether they are really even Christians to begin with.
But for those bare assed baboons hanging out at LGF, evidently we are esteemed in the same manner a black man is esteemed by a Ku Klux Klan dweeb: we all look and act alike to them.
Whatever. LGF never really grabbed me anyway, as I’ve always been more partial to those sweet folks at Ace of Spades. Only there could I get cuddly feelings of warmth and wubs just by being called a moron. 
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