Why Obama Will Win - Hint: It’s Real Wrath of God Type Stuff
Lincoln Adams | October 2, 2008 @ 12:23 amRemember that scene from Ghostbusters?
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, “biblical”?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
Maybe it’s bravado, but strangely enough just like Venkman, I seem to be relatively ok with the fact that we’re all going to die. No, really. Because if this crisis is truly meant to be the beginning of we’re-all-royally-screwed-end-times judgment on America for its many sins, then I can’t think of a better way to ensure our complete and total destruction than to elect a Christ denying (yet Christ imitating) dillweed who thinks he can neutralize the threat of a nuke building Iran and a nuke ready Russia with his charm. Really, what better way to tell God just how ridiculously irredeemable we’ve become than to elect a guy who claims to be a Christian and yet thinks a good Muslim could still make it to the pearly gates as long as he keeps the bombing of civilians to a minimum? Hey, we’re all good people here, really(!), even if we do think having a baby is tantamount to a punishment, and if we don’t seem to be too bothered at the thought of leaving those that survived failed abortions out to die. Not that Big-O would ever intentionally do such a thing, he just doesn’t think they merit protection of course, at least not until the kind of offensive language that dares to remotely suggest a fetus is a living thing is completely stripped from such a bill of protection. Because you know, God forbid we should toss those whacky pro-life freaks a bone that even NARAL wouldn’t have had a problem with. We do need to be principled here, after all.
No, I just don’t see why God would want to rain fire and brimstone on us darling cherubs of light… except for possibly giving our rich folks far too many tax breaks.
When I think about it, it’s not even Obama that I can’t stand so much. I don’t even hate on the heathens for supporting him either, since such a godless sort devoid of any sense of morality will obviously go for the Barry-O show. I can respect that.
No, it’s the self professing Christians who hang on every word he speaks, and who teach their children to sing musical praises of Hopey-O-Change that make me want to stomp their faces in with something rusty and spiky.
It’s no secret that I intensely dislike what passes for American Christianity today, whether we’re dealing with dimwits sipping Starbucks while they fawn over girlie boy Rick Warren’s latest perfume scented books, or Calvinist snotheads who think knowing two words in Greek makes them the most brilliant scholars in recorded history, or charismatics who scream and flail their arms in revival meetings because they think they’re “on fire” and they’re about ready to projectile vomit out a stomach’s worth of 24 karat gold.
Yet nothing makes me want to go out and start bouncing people’s heads off the cement more than those ever devout Christians drooling puppy love over that Obamanation of nature otherwise known as Barack Hussein Obama. I am absolutely convinced that this very same flock of fluffy sheep will also someday jump at the chance to stand in line for an opportunity to lick the hairy hindquarters of the Antichrist, thinking it will taste just like rainbows.
These to me represent the most darkened, clueless minds in all of creation, and because of their depraved stupidity I may end up witnessing the one thing I never wanted to see in my lifetime: the death of my country. Thank you so, SO much for that, my brothers and sisters in the Lord.
I don’t get it. I really don’t. You hate Bush? Fine. You think he’s a war mongering, oil happy, half brained cowboy who caters to the rich? Fine. I can understand that. I even dig the pacifism thing.
Explain the abortion thing to me then. Explain to me how the violence involved in ripping fetuses to shreds doesn’t somehow repulse your pacifist side the way “Bush’s war” does. Because when I see people looking to extend human rights to red assed baboons or wail whenever a dolphin is caught in a net, but scream at the top of their lungs for the right to twirl up a fetus into itty bitty bits that would have otherwise become a full fledged human being, then I see only the kind of deranged, twisted up minds that no medicine on earth could ever possibly cure.
And yet somehow, you’re all ok with it. You can relate to a guy who can’t even get the basic tenets of Christianity right, (though I admit, it would have been more palatable to me if you merely agreed with him on some points and decided only to vote for him while holding your nose at the polls.) But no, your attitude is one of complete adoration for a morally compromised Chicago politician as if he had come from the very throne of heaven itself. It exhibits the same kind of mentality that the Antichrist will no doubt someday feed on: unabashed adoration and unquestionable loyalty, despite the transparent seedy and evil character of your so called hero.
It almost makes me want to see the Obamanation become President, if for no other reason than to see the collective look of your ashen faces when you realize with horror that “the one” turned out to be the second coming of JC after all: JC as in Jimmy Carter that is. Mr. Malaise has finally come back to finish the job.
You know what really frosts my Chips Ahoy cookies about all this though? It’s the fact that I’ll have to endure the travesty that will soon come upon us, alone. There will be no honey bunny snuggles to share my misery with while we watch our beloved country commit suicide. No cuddly bunchikins to hold and share a sweet, tender moment with while our cities riot and burn. Every dark day that lies ahead of me I will have to face completely and utterly alone, all because not a single one of you hateful, despicable, vile women could manage to find it in your hearts to wubs me.
Fine then. Don’t come crying to me when the world ends and you desperately need a manly shoulder to cry on. I won’t be there.
Well maybe I will. I am desperate and all so who knows, perhaps I can learn to forgive and forget. 
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22 Responses to “Why Obama Will Win - Hint: It’s Real Wrath of God Type Stuff”
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YES. You’ve outdone yourself here, but I think there’s more against Obama than the press would have us believe. And, what’s with this “And yet somehow, you’re all ok with it.” No, not everyone.
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Found you by searching google for “God Help Us All”
. I’m right there with you. If it is any consolation, I hope you realize that there are others who turn to God praying for the same thing…
God, if/as things go to hell, I pray that I find a good woman or a good woman finds me. It’s not easy when you don’t go to church and have no community.
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@Meek: I hear that, though I wonder if not having a woman is an indicator that God decided we were being punished enough as it is.
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While you worry about what Christians are doing, you comdemn yourself with your foul mouth.
No Christian would read your site for over 2 minutes.
To wit:
” someday jump at the chance to stand in line for an opportunity to lick the hairy hindquarters of the Antichrist, thinking it will taste just like rainbows. ”
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If you are calling youself a Christian, may I suggest
you pray to JESUS to cleanse the filth from your heart? **********************************
Mt 15:18 But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man. ********************************
Eph 4:29 Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
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Col 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.
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And by the way ……………… The Music To My Ears column is enough to give you away, to anyone who has the Holy Spirit. No true Christian would listen to the dross which you falsely classify as “music” . ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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@NO: Suck my ass fantastically, holy roller.
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WOW! This is amazing that the devil is now stronger than ever and a real testimony of spiritual warfare. No matter how you feel or your personal opinion of anyone good or bad it really does not matter. TO GOD BE THE GLORY! Sorry but the problems facing our economy and the acceptable Racism is sad. I come from a generation of believers and prayers and people who had nothing but worked day and night to make sure that generations after generations will receive the blessings. I pray that you all find love in yourself, and peace in your day. I love the LORD and all that he has blessed us with today. Sorry but I don’t depend on this World for my salvation, MY FATHER has already laid my path for my future out.
(Matthew 5:43 KJV) Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
(Matthew 5:44 KJV) But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Are you a believer? Stop letting the devil use you or your ability to reach people to taint and destroy. Instead of being positive and encouraging to other people regardless of their political affiliation or the color of their skin.
Help me tackle poverty within our country USA and tackle education and substance abuse amongst our citizens.
I rebuke you Satan and all your ways of attempting to recruit your army. Satan will never win and every time he has challenge GOD, he fails.
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@Shenika: I have to say I don’t disagree, and
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I’ve never been quite so saddened as I am reading this blog. Is this really the Christian community? Are we really so mind-bogglingly narrow that we will not even give those who disagree with us the dignity of simply disagreeing? They have to be either deceived or willfully serving nefarious ends?
You want someone to explain the abortion thing to you? All right. I’m pro-choice. I’ll give it a go.
I am against abortion. I think abortion is a huge deal, is terrible, and that every time an abortion happens, a human life is ended before it can begin. However, I also believe that life should be brought into the world freely, not under duress. That is, I believe in free will.
When I look at the two alternatives, both of them terrible, I find the second worse than the first. While abortion is awful, looking into the eyes of a woman with an unwanted pregnancy and telling her, “You have no choice. We are going to make you carry this baby to term, whether you like it or not. We’re going to force you to have it, and there’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop us,” is in my mind incomparably worse. Such is my horror at this utter negation of her personhood, this reduction of herself into little more than a glorified baby-factory, that I would rather abortion be legal and safe than put any woman through this kind of … rape. My horror of it is such that I must guard against the danger of thinking the pro-life position to be monstrous, understanding that it is held by those with no less moral conviction.
Perhaps there are holes in that argument. Perhaps it is overly emotional. But you must understand that my position is no less rooted in a strong sense of right and wrong than yours, and no less the product of intense emotion.
Yes, having a baby is the natural consequence of procreation. But we live in a time in which our science, outstripping our wisdom, perhaps, has given us not only the ability, but also the responsibility to decide when or when not to allow things to follow according to their natural consequences. In the literal sense of the word, it is an awful power, but it is ours, for better or for worse. Yes, we are responsible for our actions. Yes, it is arguably ‘against nature’ (if you hold to a concept of Natural Law) to abort a baby. None of that undoes the horror of the alternative. Abortion grieves me, and I wish that it never happened, but the alternative horrifies me more than I can possibly express.
God will judge, and judge justly, whether we were right or wrong. In the meantime, we must do as our consciences demand, and pray that when it comes our time to die, the mercy we have in Christ extends even to decisions like these.
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That’s the most f$%^&ing stupidest ass argument I’ve ever heard.
There’s no justification for the murder of an innocent life. You’re saying forcing a mother to keep the baby reduces her humanity? And what the hell do you think being a murderer does to one’s humanity? Is your moral compass really that befuddled??
No wonder we’re so screwed. It’s because of “Christian” asswipes like you that I may end up witnessing the death of a nation as a result of God’s judgment over our sins, many of which we refuse to even acknowledge. Thank you so very much for that.
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“There’s no justification for the murder of an innocent life.”
There is not.
“You’re saying forcing a mother to keep the baby reduces her humanity?”
Forcing her to carry a foetus - an unborn human being - against her will, when it is entirely within our power to do otherwise, is in fact a blow to her humanity.
“And what the hell do you think being a murderer does to one’s humanity?”
Nobody in their right mind has an abortion casually, or with a clear conscience. Grief counseling usually follows.
“Is your moral compass really that befuddled??”
I had thought I made it clear that I fully agree that abortion is wrong. However, I see forcing a woman to give birth against her will as incomparably worse. It is not a case of “one is OK and the other is not,” but rather a choice of the lesser of two evils.
There are things worse than death.
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Before you accuse me of having a befuddled moral compass, consider this: you look exactly the same from where I’m standing. I choose to give you the benefit of the doubt. I recognize that it is entirely possible to have honest disagreement without either party representing the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine).
In any case, I have stated my position. It may be hard for you to understand, but your position is equally hard for me to understand. I am making the effort. Will you?
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We’re forced to do many things we don’t like. We’re forced to pay taxes, adhere to the law, etc. That’s life. Allowing a woman to commit murder just so she won’t be inconvenienced will always be the greater evil, and it is a depraved mind that is unable to see that.
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I see. Then there can be no method of approach between our two positions. So be it. I’ll not post again.
Peace be with you.
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None shall know the day or the hour… He will come like a thief in the night and all that jazz.
Doesn’t the very fact that you’re predicting the end of the world mean that it aint happening?
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@PH Wise: There’s a method of approach, simply agree with everything I said and admit you are wrong and we’re gravy.
@Veyd: No knows the HOUR or DAY, but YEARS are free game. And I’m predicting 2009 is going to see some end of days scenarios unfolding what with the Antichrist’s very own Mini-Me moving into the White House and all.
Or not… Maybe God will have mercy and grant us a short reprieve?
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I consider support for the death penalty and opposition of abortion two diametrically opposing points of view and, thus, I would argue that McCain’s support of the death penalty should be just as egregious to any Pro-Life voter as Obama’s support of abortion. Murder is murder, and murder is wrong… even if you’re murdering murderers; God never said, “Thou shalt not kill, except when you think it’s ok.”
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@Veyd: That’s just stupid, even while God gave the commandment “Thou shalt not kill,” He still assigned the death penalty as punishment for breaking many of His laws.
There’s a difference between taking the life of someone who forfeited it by committing heinous crimes and taking the life of an innocent unborn baby that never had a chance to do anything right or wrong. If you can’t see the difference then you’re an idiot.
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All I can say is wow! and Jesus have mercy. While you were writing this blog, you shouldl’ve asked “What Would Jesus Do, or Say.” The Lord says that above all things we must love. Even our enemies. This is sad and I don’t understand why you are so upset. The Word says that Jesus is coming back soon, and that we should be rejoicing a patiently waiting for the day when he shall return. We need to understand that whatever happens on or before election day is in the Master’s hands. He knew and still knows the exact outcome even before McCain or Obama were even born. Nothing happens in our lives without God’s stamp on it. Be careful of the things that come out of your mouth, because out of the abundance of the heart does the mouth speak. I ask you Lord Jesus that you create in all of us a clean heart and renew a right spirit within us. In Jesus’ Holy and Precious name. AMEN!
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I like what you are saying. Sometimes I think you are a little over the top on how you say it though. But, keep it up. I agree with everything you are saying. The Old Testament was given to us to understand God’s nature. He does not wink at murder and the killing of millions of babies. But he does tell us that some offenses are worthy of death.
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@Carl: Yeah, I can be a pretty emotional guy, which is why I’m more familiar with how my feet tastes than the average person.
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