Why Do Dreams Go Unfulfilled While Nightmares Come to Life?

A friend of mine recently sent me this humorous cartoon, evidently seeing parallels between the comic strip and my nonexistent dating life. Such a kidder he is (who should be thankful I don’t live close by as I would have kicked the little bastard snot in the face.)

First of all, it’s not nearly accurate (I have a much bigger pillow), but besides that, when is it ever cool to poke fun at someone’s misery, unless it’s me doing the poking? That’s just wrong on so many levels.

What really irks me though is the fact that this poor kid in the cartoon can only dream about meeting his soulmate (particularly over the Internet), and yet people I know have met the love of their lives in much the same way, only in their case it was for real.

Would you really hold it against me then if I hoped the earth would open up and release a Cloverfield type monster that was designed for no other purpose than to crash their wedding? Just the thought of it chewing up the bride and spitting the little whore-slut out in bitty bits while the groom can only look on in horror…. Whoo! It just makes me tingle with warm fuzzlies, ya know?

Tags: cartoon, dating, dream, envy, fantasy, friend, funny, jealousy
Categories: Romance and Relationships

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7 Responses to “Why Do Dreams Go Unfulfilled While Nightmares Come to Life?”

ConsrvYank1 wrote a comment on June 4, 2008 @ 12:07:pm
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:wideeyed:

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on June 4, 2008 @ 01:21:pm
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LOL, i know, i iz crzy :gaga: :spinna:

Rebecca wrote a comment on June 4, 2008 @ 07:32:pm
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Dating: Men in Black Style. :run:

Rebecca wrote a comment on June 4, 2008 @ 07:34:pm
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Oops, I hit “post” too soon.

The cartoon is so sad. But you are still young and there’s a lot to hope for! So hang in there.

Casey wrote a comment on June 6, 2008 @ 09:36:am
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First of all, I doubt you could kick high enough to hit my face. Second of all, you know I wasn’t trying to be mean, I was just trying to laugh “with you” at your online dating debacles.
And I don’t live in a big city…so the Cloverfield monster is much more likely to eat you than me. Monsters always attack major metro areas.