I used to have an 8×10 photo of Jessica Alba on my desk. It has now been replaced by a giant question mark.
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I heard Mandy Moore is still available if you’re talking unattainable brunettes…*sigh*
But I’m hoping an attainable one will come along to take the place of that question mark.
I think I need to lower my standards just a weeee little bit so it has a chance of at least being fulfilled within this reality.
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<-- wonders if he'll have better luck with the ladies if he became a vampire.
Saturday 9:33 pm
POSTED - Dear Lying Scumbag Bastards at eHarmony http://tinyurl.com/6aemmh
Saturday 1:52 pm
Oh.. so free communication weekend at eHarmony doesn't include directly emailing your matches? Why don't you suck my ass eHarmony?
Saturday 1:46 am
I have lost the will to live, Simply nothing more to give, There is nothing more for me, Need the end to set me ... ♫ http://blip.fm/~u60f
Friday 7:24 pm
And if this world runs out of lovers, will we still have each other?
Friday 5:55 pm
Is there a girl out there whose dreams we could build together, where we're standing strong forever, and nothing would ever stop us now?
Friday 5:54 pm
Why do women say they have so much love to give and yet can't respond to a simple email or a message on Facebook? I call bullsh.... =P
Friday 4:25 pm
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I heard Mandy Moore is still available if you’re talking unattainable brunettes…*sigh*
But I’m hoping an attainable one will come along to take the place of that question mark.
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I think I need to lower my standards just a weeee little bit so it has a chance of at least being fulfilled within this reality.
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