Someone suggested I put my dating profile on my blog, so what the heck. If you’re interested, your picture gets you mine. ;-) Although I might put a few shots up here too as long as they are not easily identifiable, maybe with me wearing my Stetson down low (yes I wear a Stetson, occasionally.)
As for my physical stats, for now I’ll just say I’m thirtysomething and Italian. If you want to know well then you’re just gonna have to agree to a coffee date with me aren’t you? Heh.
So anyway, here it is:
Oh man, I hate this part. This is the part where I have to somehow convince you that I am THE awesome-most stud of a studded up man-stud, dipped in the sweet awesome-sauce of pure weapons grade awesome.
Or at least convince you that I might be worth a coffee date or two. =)
So let me think: I have the ambition of a candidate running for President, am honest as a mirror, and like to spend my free time rescuing injured kittens and feeding the starving children at the local orphanage. That is, in between regular sessions at the gym where I continue to work on my rippling muscles and finely tuned sculptured body. Oh, and I’m also ten feet tall. For realsies. The children also like to sing songs and dance around me while I air guitar, sort of like Barney the Dinosaur, only a LOT less irritating.
Oh, and I like to make people laugh too. Because you know, that awesome thing.
I’m also debt-free, hold down a good job and rake in a secondary income from freelancing too. Ultimately I’m looking to develop a career via the Internet so I have the autonomy of moving and traveling anywhere in the country. I love the freedom of not being in an office and exploring the world.
I also take my faith seriously, because if the Bible tells me something is sin, like you know, practicing witchcraft, being drunk and having sex outside of marriage, I think probably that means I shouldn’t practice witchcraft, get drunk, or have sex outside of marriage. I’m weird like that.
I also like to have fun, so I don’t think you’ll need to worry that any time you spend with me would involve watching me curl up in a fetal ball of agony and despair while I cry into my pillow. Besides, I only do that on Tuesdays, and I imagine you’ll be too busy to hang out then.
I also like to travel too, so if you play your cards right, I might even let you come along, and if I REALLY start to fancy you, I might even refrain from billing you for gas and tolls. Kidding, I’d never do that, because you know, that awesome thing again.
I guess that’s it for now, anything else you’d like to know, you’re just gonna have to ask me directly. Or let me know if you enjoyed reading this. :-)
That’s one of the actual dating profiles I’ve used that have gotten rave reviews from enough women that I decided to keep it unchanged. I think it suffices in projecting the positive elements of my personality as well as my humor, although even then I’m sure it’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea. That would be impossible anyway. :-P
As for the kind of girl I’m looking for, physically my type seems to be women who are especially girlie, big bright eyes that just draw you in, with a soft look and expression about them (and not the permanent stony faced scowls that seem to be so common among women these days.) Think Zooey Deschanel or Jessica Alba, pretty much the only two celebrities I’ve ever daydreamed about. Well, other than Rebecca Herbst that is, who I had a thing for back when I was in college (a soap opera star in General Hospital.)
Besides that, she’s quiet, shy, and a bit introverted (or maybe a lot). She loves reading books, whether it’s on a Kindle or iPad, although maybe she just likes to hold an actual book physically. She might have reading glasses too, granny type glasses that make her look even more adorably cute.
She dreams a lot, sometimes lost in thought, always thinking. She’s kind-hearted and volunteers somewhere to help people in need. She’s the type that’s always looking for a quiet spot by herself in a park or an arboretum, content to watch nature and observe people.
And when she smiles, there’s almost a melancholy sadness about it, and yet it’s a smile that could light up my day and make me feel as right as rain again.
She’s quirky and funny, and maybe a bit clumsy. She almost never curses, and might even still blush red if she says things like darn and poopie.
She cares about her looks, but not excessively so. Her hair is long, maybe slightly curly, maybe not, always beautiful. She dresses tastefully, a bit modestly, but somehow attractively. She loves animals, might have a dog or a cat that looks just as adorably cute as she does.
She has an artistic side, whether in music, art or poetry. She feels deeply, and loves deeply. She is a romantic, a true one, she equally craves intimacy and bonding with the love of her life. Soulmates are not a silly concept for her.
She sees the world through child-like eyes, always fascinated by it and viewing it with a sense of wonder.
She is, for all intents and purposes, the girl of my dreams. If you think this describes (or comes close), then by ALL means, do send me an email. ;-)
