Voting With My Coffee!
Lincoln Adams | October 7, 2008 @ 2:54 pm7-11 has this thing going where you can vote for your candidate by either picking a coffee cup for Satan’s Mini-Me (Obama) or for Sarah Palin’s running mate.
I went in this morning and noticed a shriveled up looking hag picking a cup for Obama. I picked up a McCain cup and cheerfully poured my coffee. When she glanced my way I held the cup up, smiled and gave her a wink.
The icy cold glare I got in return made me think we probably weren’t going to be Bingo buddies anytime soon. 
I went to the cash register and noticed a guy in front of me dressed in denim and looking like he just came from a construction site also holding a McCain cup. He saw me, looked at my cup and nodded. I nodded back and gave a thumbs up sign. Great to see members of the resistance still lurking about in this dark blue communist state. 
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