7-11 has this thing going where you can vote for your candidate by either picking a coffee cup for Satan’s Mini-Me (Obama) or for Sarah Palin’s running mate.

I went in this morning and noticed a shriveled up looking hag picking a cup for Obama.  I picked up a McCain cup and cheerfully poured my coffee.  When she glanced my way I held the cup up, smiled and gave her a wink.

The icy cold glare I got in return made me think we probably weren’t going to be Bingo buddies anytime soon. 

I went to the cash register and noticed a guy in front of me dressed in denim and looking like he just came from a construction site also holding a McCain cup.  He saw me, looked at my cup and nodded.  I nodded back and gave a thumbs up sign.  Great to see members of the resistance still lurking about in this dark blue communist state. 

Related Posts:

• Enjoying the last few days of freedom? (And a final plea to Obama Supporters) (10)
• Sarah Palin is the most adorable, infectiously lovable politician in the history of mankind (2)
• McCain WINS Election By ONE Vote, As A Result of Yours Truly =D (4)
• I Want To Be Sarah Palin’s Love Slave (7)
• 2nd Presidental Debate: A Draw That Ultimately Helps McCain (5)

Tags: 2008 election, 7-Eleven, barack hussein obama, coffee, john mccain, presidential election, sarah palin, vote, voting
Categories: Politics and Poker
 
(  Print This Post | | 91 views )