Tweeting for love?

I recently found a site called Twitter Local, which offers a way to generate an RSS feed that filters out tweets around a certain area. Who knows, I might be able to find a nice girl I could get together with for snugglies and lubs this way.

I narrowed the search parameter to within five miles, and the first Twitterer I found went by the name of Kristin, who describes herself as a “semi-geek lesbian transsexual in early stages of transition.” These were her latest tweets:

god nigt mfers

bad goddeie

fg**k you all. fk*k me.

beotch

and i dot care what u thingk about

yeah i know i am f**ked up andtalkxng shic bit ig have coood reason andi i dont core

f**k b ush, bugfk society, f**k men

I need to get out of this town.

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11 Responses to “Tweeting for love?”

Isaiah wrote a comment on April 2, 2008 @ 03:44:pm
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You’re just being picky. :banana:

Jules wrote a comment on April 2, 2008 @ 05:03:pm
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Just lower your standards 1/2 a notch and you’ll be fine.

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on April 2, 2008 @ 06:41:pm
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Yeah that must be it, too high standards and being picky. :blink:

Must I start considering dates whose gender I can’t even be 100% sure of now?

Mrs. Mecomber wrote a comment on April 2, 2008 @ 06:58:pm
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Well, as long as she’s a “hot babe,” what does it matter? :gaga:

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on April 2, 2008 @ 09:40:pm
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BABE being the operative word here. :gah:

abigail road wrote a comment on April 3, 2008 @ 11:48:am
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Oh come on, she sounds like a keeper to me!

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on April 3, 2008 @ 05:11:pm
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Alright, let me think it about it agaiNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

:frypan:

ConsrvYank1 wrote a comment on April 3, 2008 @ 05:12:pm
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Where is the LMAO emoticon when you need it?

Crystal wrote a comment on April 4, 2008 @ 12:55:am
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Twitter bores me unless i actually know the people. That app is nifty though.

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on April 4, 2008 @ 01:59:am
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It does have its uses though, and if your follower list grows large enough it provides a nice steady stream of traffic too. Unless they’re all male lesbian whores, then they can just keep their traffic, thank you very much. :blink:

Christine wrote a comment on April 6, 2008 @ 12:58:pm
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I’m checking out TwitterLocal right now. I’ve found one guy that’s within 2 miles and he seems cool. I wonder if I can find people I KNOW on here and STALK them Mwa ha hah!