I recently found a site called Twitter Local, which offers a way to generate an RSS feed that filters out tweets around a certain area. Who knows, I might be able to find a nice girl I could get together with for snugglies and lubs this way.
I narrowed the search parameter to within five miles, and the first Twitterer I found went by the name of Kristin, who describes herself as a “semi-geek lesbian transsexual in early stages of transition.” These were her latest tweets:
god nigt mfers
bad goddeie
fg**k you all. fk*k me.
beotch
and i dot care what u thingk about
yeah i know i am f**ked up andtalkxng shic bit ig have coood reason andi i dont core
It does have its uses though, and if your follower list grows large enough it provides a nice steady stream of traffic too. Unless they’re all male lesbian whores, then they can just keep their traffic, thank you very much.
Christine
wrote a comment on April 6, 2008 @ 12:58:pm
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I’m checking out TwitterLocal right now. I’ve found one guy that’s within 2 miles and he seems cool. I wonder if I can find people I KNOW on here and STALK them Mwa ha hah!
Your problem is obvious. You want a babe, but you’re a Conservative. Get a stupid Libtard, overlook her politics and moral fiber, and have a great time. I don’t want intelligent mistresses, they ask too many questions about my work. So, it may be a good plan for you.
Kristen
wrote a comment on December 16, 2008 @ 11:09:pm
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Hey, I noticed you made a large error in your poll by leaving out Arizona as a possible place to move. Don’t you know all good conservative girls live out here? I’m sure I could set you up with one or two.
@Martini: You’re not kidding, I have some stories around here about that too. There’s something really screwy about these sites, and it frightens my inner child.
@Stormbringer: You don’t believe in true love, do you.
@Kristen: There’s a reason for that: NO SNOW. I’m not saying there should be gobs of it, but I like my seasons, you know: fall, winter, spring, summer? Not hot, very hot, nuclear hot, and shoot-me-dead hot.
Kristen
wrote a comment on December 16, 2008 @ 11:40:pm
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You should know that we are under a winter storm watch right now. And the mountains just to the west of us have snow on them! Down here in southeastern AZ we’ve definitely got a change of seasons. Much more mild weather. Generally, you could take the temps in Phoenix and subtract 20 and get our current weather. If you don’t believe me, check out Bisbee, AZ on weather.com.
Kristen has a great point. Plenty of us conservative babes here! And… it’s a gun state. And… she is right about the seasons. Only two short hours north of Phoenix is Flagstaff with all the snow, pines and skiing you desire. Of course the downside to places like Prescott and Flagstaff are all the patchouli wearing hippy liberals that have moved there from California. lol
I always assumed Arizona was all desert so I never really considered it. One of my criteria though is that the state have no income tax and that the Obamanation lost it by more than 15 points, so Arizona gets no cookies there.
I’d still love to visit though just to check out the… scenery.
beej
wrote a comment on December 17, 2008 @ 01:56:am
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Where’d you find that smiley attacking with the frying pan? LMAO!
You are my comic relief from all the serious and boring noize online.
Everybody sing! “I don’t believe in love, I never have, I never will. I don’t believe in love, it’s never worth the pain that you feel.” — Sung by a patient in a mental institution on the album “Operation Mindcrime”.
Ella
wrote a comment on January 20, 2010 @ 01:09:am
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I have a few unrelated things to say:
What is LOLspeak? I don’t want to get deleted so… LAUGH OUT LOUD.
I like patchouli and I’m not a hippie (almost wrote hippo) or from California. I actually don’t wear Hollister clothing on principle.
I just found out ctrl Z undos things!
We have to put blankets on our oranges when it gets to 32 farenheit for more than 2 hours. It hasn’t snowed where I live since I’ve been alive. I went swimming at the beach two days ago. It’s January.
Twitter is creepy enough. “Hello, I was following you on twitter so that’s how I know everything about you and why we are super compatible” would not go over well.
How do I keep ending up at your super old posts? (rhetorical question)
LOLspeak also known as TXTspeak. It’s how teens text each other inane babbling nonsense, such as “zomg kimmy is so hawt i ws lik wtf ahahahah lolz!11111″ Every time I see crap like that I get violent thoughts.
27 Responses to “Tweeting for love?”
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You’re just being picky.
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Just lower your standards 1/2 a notch and you’ll be fine.
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Yeah that must be it, too high standards and being picky.
Must I start considering dates whose gender I can’t even be 100% sure of now?
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Well, as long as she’s a “hot babe,” what does it matter?
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BABE being the operative word here.
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Oh come on, she sounds like a keeper to me!
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Alright, let me think it about it agaiNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Where is the LMAO emoticon when you need it?
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Twitter bores me unless i actually know the people. That app is nifty though.
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It does have its uses though, and if your follower list grows large enough it provides a nice steady stream of traffic too. Unless they’re all male lesbian whores, then they can just keep their traffic, thank you very much.
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I’m checking out TwitterLocal right now. I’ve found one guy that’s within 2 miles and he seems cool.
I wonder if I can find people I KNOW on here and STALK them
Mwa ha hah!
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LOLOLOLOL oh man…. but then seriously, the online dating sites are not much better.
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Your problem is obvious. You want a babe, but you’re a Conservative. Get a stupid Libtard, overlook her politics and moral fiber, and have a great time. I don’t want intelligent mistresses, they ask too many questions about my work. So, it may be a good plan for you.
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Hey, I noticed you made a large error in your poll by leaving out Arizona as a possible place to move. Don’t you know all good conservative girls live out here? I’m sure I could set you up with one or two.
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@Martini: You’re not kidding, I have some stories around here about that too. There’s something really screwy about these sites, and it frightens my inner child.
@Stormbringer:
You don’t believe in true love, do you.
@Kristen: There’s a reason for that: NO SNOW. I’m not saying there should be gobs of it, but I like my seasons, you know: fall, winter, spring, summer? Not hot, very hot, nuclear hot, and shoot-me-dead hot.
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You should know that we are under a winter storm watch right now. And the mountains just to the west of us have snow on them! Down here in southeastern AZ we’ve definitely got a change of seasons. Much more mild weather. Generally, you could take the temps in Phoenix and subtract 20 and get our current weather. If you don’t believe me, check out Bisbee, AZ on weather.com.
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You have mountains? And snow?
Maybe I will add it to the list.
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Kristen has a great point. Plenty of us conservative babes here! And… it’s a gun state. And… she is right about the seasons. Only two short hours north of Phoenix is Flagstaff with all the snow, pines and skiing you desire. Of course the downside to places like Prescott and Flagstaff are all the patchouli wearing hippy liberals that have moved there from California. lol
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I always assumed Arizona was all desert so I never really considered it. One of my criteria though is that the state have no income tax and that the Obamanation lost it by more than 15 points, so Arizona gets no cookies there.
I’d still love to visit though just to check out the… scenery.
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Where’d you find that smiley attacking with the frying pan? LMAO!
You are my comic relief from all the serious and boring noize online.
Love ya!
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It was a gift from a friend.
I do what I can, babe.
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Everybody sing! “I don’t believe in love, I never have, I never will. I don’t believe in love, it’s never worth the pain that you feel.” — Sung by a patient in a mental institution on the album “Operation Mindcrime”.
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@Storm: Good grief, please don’t sing on my site again. It cheapens the quality of the content here.
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I do a much better Sinatra impression.
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I believe it.
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I have a few unrelated things to say:
What is LOLspeak? I don’t want to get deleted so… LAUGH OUT LOUD.
I like patchouli and I’m not a hippie (almost wrote hippo) or from California. I actually don’t wear Hollister clothing on principle.
I just found out ctrl Z undos things!
We have to put blankets on our oranges when it gets to 32 farenheit for more than 2 hours. It hasn’t snowed where I live since I’ve been alive. I went swimming at the beach two days ago. It’s January.

Twitter is creepy enough. “Hello, I was following you on twitter so that’s how I know everything about you and why we are super compatible” would not go over well.
How do I keep ending up at your super old posts? (rhetorical question)
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LOLspeak also known as TXTspeak. It’s how teens text each other inane babbling nonsense, such as “zomg kimmy is so hawt i ws lik wtf ahahahah lolz!11111″ Every time I see crap like that I get violent thoughts.
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