I recently found a site called Twitter Local, which offers a way to generate an RSS feed that filters out tweets around a certain area. Who knows, I might be able to find a nice girl I could get together with for snugglies and lubs this way. 
I narrowed the search parameter to within five miles, and the first Twitterer I found went by the name of Kristin, who describes herself as a “semi-geek lesbian transsexual in early stages of transition.” These were her latest tweets:
god nigt mfers
bad goddeie
fg**k you all. fk*k me.
beotch
and i dot care what u thingk about
yeah i know i am f**ked up andtalkxng shic bit ig have coood reason andi i dont core
f**k b ush, bugfk society, f**k men
I need to get out of this town.
11 Responses to “Tweeting for love?”
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You’re just being picky.
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Just lower your standards 1/2 a notch and you’ll be fine.
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Yeah that must be it, too high standards and being picky.
Must I start considering dates whose gender I can’t even be 100% sure of now?
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Well, as long as she’s a “hot babe,” what does it matter?
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BABE being the operative word here.
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Oh come on, she sounds like a keeper to me!
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Alright, let me think it about it agaiNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Where is the LMAO emoticon when you need it?
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Twitter bores me unless i actually know the people. That app is nifty though.
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It does have its uses though, and if your follower list grows large enough it provides a nice steady stream of traffic too. Unless they’re all male lesbian whores, then they can just keep their traffic, thank you very much.
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I’m checking out TwitterLocal right now. I’ve found one guy that’s within 2 miles and he seems cool.
I wonder if I can find people I KNOW on here and STALK them
Mwa ha hah!
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