[...] Content! Lincoln Adams | August 15, 2008 @ 3:17 pm Remember when I wrote about tweaking my dating profile before?  I finally got around to uploading the changes on a major dating site the night before.  [...]

Aww Lincoln! You broke my heart! I’m “fat” and I drink and I love MySpace and I have a kid! (well, and I’m married but hey, who’s counting?)

If you have money and you’re willing to be my sugar mama, then let’s talk! (We’ll deal with the husband thing later.)

Aww Lincoln! You broke my heart! I’m “fat” and I drink and I love MySpace and I have a kid! (well, and I’m married but hey, who’s counting?)

*WINK*

I’m incredibly offended!! All I can do now is go live in a cave and hope some wild bear takes a liking to me.

Somehow, I suspect you’ll get over it.

You know, I think you are a total JACKASS. No wonder you are still single; I think you will be forever and ever. If I saw you or any other christian in the street that resembled you? I’d burn your crazy ****** up ass at the stake. yuk. You really suck. How does a christian get so judgmental? and that is exactly why this world is so ****** up. Lets bomb for peace via dumb C student Bush….sounds like Christians ******* FOR VIRGINITY. makes about as much damn sense. One day…the world might be rid of the mentality that it takes to even think like this! Then where will be your GOD? HAHAH. Same place he always was: ignoring your blind followers. sheep are dumb. rude sarcastic judgmental: hardly the endearing and loving qualities you’d expect from someone who is supposed to be CHRISTIAN!!!!!! OMFG. This post makes me want to come to NY and kick your Italian desk cop ass.

And I think you are a libtarded humourless feminazi.

@Mou: I hate to be harsh but you don’t exactly qualify under the “hotness” requirement.

I’m incredibly offended!! All I can do now is go live in a cave and hope some wild bear takes a liking to me.

And you think YOU’VE got problems

hahahahahahahahahahahaha ROFL

F’ing brilliant! I’d totally go for a profile like that over some normal boring one. If I weren’t already married.

And I think qu33nie needs some prozac or something. =D