If only single women could treat me as well as NewEgg.com does, what a wonderful world this would be. (0)
Posted at March 15, 2010 @ 7:50 pm (Archive)
To whoever’s behind the acai berry/weight loss ads: I want to slice you up with rusty knives and feed your entrails to rabies infested dogs.
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You need an emoticon that spews a beverage as they are laughing. That is just about what happened to me when I read this.
If I can find one, I’m adding it.
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If only single women could treat me as well as NewEgg.com does, what a wonderful world this would be.
Monday 7:50 pm
Yaaaay, I got store credit from NewEgg to cover the price difference of the printer I bought! Kudos for recognizing my supreme awesomeness.
I need a cool name for my new computer rig (to be set up today). Best suggestions I have so far are Mr. Awesome, KillJoy and Woman-Stomper.
Monday 5:14 pm
Blogged: Female Whale Mountain Beast Aims to be Become an even BIGGER Whale Mountain Beast http://bit.ly/9lpfUb
Monday 4:23 pm
Yeah let me lose a day's work waiting from 9AM to 7PM just to sign for a UPS package. Brilliant!
Monday 1:56 pm
Stupid moron UPS driver would not leave my computer package with my neighbor despite my explicit instructions to do so. UPS EPIC FAIL.
Monday 1:54 pm
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You need an emoticon that spews a beverage as they are laughing. That is just about what happened to me when I read this.
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If I can find one, I’m adding it.
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