Tis the season to be as sick as a dog!

Well it’s Christmas Eve, and life still sucks big honking cheeseballs. Since I still haven’t met the one, I’m sticking to my time honored tradition of boycotting It’s A Wonderful Life until I do.

I’ve been pretty scroogy this year compared to most for some reason. I had no desire to put up any decorations, I hardly listened to any Christmas tunes, and gift wrapping turned into a 3 hour event akin to trying to nail jello to the wall, even though I was only wrapping two presents.

And now I have to work late Christmas Eve and cover for my coworkers who either took off or conveniently got sick, and on top of that the only two family members I have left both get sick as well, so everyone’s pretty much in a miserable mood here.

I’m probably gonna be getting some pretty suck mcducky presents too, but that’s to be expected since I insisted that no one buy me anything. Turns out that was unnecessary since no one was planning to get me anything anyway.

Thank God for Netflix right?? :-D Well not really, since some tubby fat dingaling decided, “Hey wouldn’t it be a great idea to rent The Mummy and Caspian and then hoard it for a month until Christmas is over, thus ensuring that nobody else can reserve a copy from Netflix until the new year at least? Awesome!”

People. God do I hate them.

Fortunately though I managed to RedBox myself those two movies instead, while using Netflix to get X-Files and a few more Lost DVDs. That should help keep my mind off of the fact that nobody wubs me and that I’ll have only my teddy bear to keep me company as I watch these flicks and try to keep myself from crying into my tub of popcorn.

Ah well. There’s always next year, right?

Really though, Christmas isn’t as bad as I’m making it sound, but I’d just as soon get this (and the crapfest of a year 2008 turned out to be) over with as quickly as possible.

And now with those slightly unpleasant thoughts out of the way, I wish you all the very merriest of Christmases, that you enjoy your time off with those you love, and that God continually grant you all joy, peace and health as we move forward into a new year. :)


4 Responses to Tis the season to be as sick as a dog!
  1. SthrnAZGrrl
    December 24, 2008 | 9:27 pm

    Linc-

    I do wish the merriest of Christmases as well and enjoy those Lost discs. I know for sure that Lost is always a great thing to catch up on!

    You know my bff follows you faithfully, she told you that I might be interested in relocatiing for “the one.” Your blogs are always great to read, thanks for humoring us!

    Merry Christmas!!!

  2. Lincoln Adams
    December 24, 2008 | 11:30 pm

    Ah you must be Lauren’s friend! It’s good to see my adoring fan base continues to grow.

    Merry Christmas to you as well, and joy, peace and happiness to you and yours. :)

  3. Samantha
    December 26, 2008 | 1:10 pm

    I’ve talked to quite a few folks that were sick over Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, including myself. How odd. Well, I hope you had a great Christmas Lincoln! And I hope you have a Merry New Year as well!

    • Lincoln Adams
      December 26, 2008 | 1:39 pm

      It’s been a weird holiday season, though I’m glad I wasn’t one of the ones who got sick. At least not yet.

      Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you as well! :)

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