This is what happens when you get bored

So I’m minding my own business when I get an IM on AOL from someone named FreeAssFreda:

[15:39] freeassfreda: hi! I saw your profile and ur a cutie!

[15:39] linc4justice: Hi, where do I know you from?

[15:39] freeassfreda: I’m actually working right now what are you doing exactly??

[15:39] linc4justice: working too

[15:39] freeassfreda: aww poor baby i wish you weren’t at work.. maybe sometime i can take ur lunch break and we can have some fun for 30 min.. lol

[15:40] linc4justice: possibly, lol

[15:40] linc4justice: which profile did you find of me? I have a few of them

[15:40] freeassfreda: nice, nothin I work from home just starting doing these cam shows It’s pretty fun actually lol

[15:40] freeassfreda: I am a little busy right now cant really talk here but I would LOVE if you came to watch and give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ??

[15:42] linc4justice: sure!

[15:43] freeassfreda: well I think i have my free friend’s pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??

[15:44] linc4justice: sure!

[15:44] freeassfreda: yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don’t tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i’ll let you pick! LOL

[15:45] linc4justice: Ummm, pink?

[15:45] freeassfreda: pink is my favorite color

[15:45] linc4justice: Mine too, but only on girls

[15:46] linc4justice: doesnt look as great on me

[15:46] freeassfreda: Ok, go to [link removed] scroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see “friends of Megan”, click that and when you get the password page, put in the password: “daddy” okay?

[15:46] freeassfreda: yup, fill out your info, make sure you put your correct b-day k?

[15:46] linc4justice: No problem!

[15:46] freeassfreda: CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u my free friend’s pass

[15:47] linc4justice: great, thank you!

[15:47] freeassfreda: ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

[15:49] linc4justice: I definitely will! And you’ll wear pink panties too?

[15:49] freeassfreda: pink is my favorite color

[15:51] linc4justice: I’m glad, but you’re definitely gonna wear the pink right?

[15:51] freeassfreda: pink is my favorite color

[15:52] linc4justice: I know, but you’re definitely going to wear pink right? I really have a thing for girls in pink, I don’t know why, just do.

[15:53] freeassfreda: k, you in yet babe?? Don’t keep me waiting!

[15:53] linc4justice: I won’t! Just filling out the form now.

At that point I thought “FAIL” and blocked her. I still don’t know if I was talking to a bot, some ugly dude from Pakistan, or a cam-whore just looking for business. I could be wrong, but I had the sinking feeling whoever it was wasn’t going to wear pink for me either. Ah well, it did make for an interesting chat on a boring afternoon though.

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10 Responses to “This is what happens when you get bored”

Igoda Yen wrote a comment on August 9, 2009 @ 09:56:am
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For shame, Linc!!! Stringing that poor webcam sex girl along then not even watching her show or giving her your credit card number. Where’s your manners?

BTW, Haaaaaappy Bday!!!!!

TJSharky wrote a comment on August 9, 2009 @ 09:46:pm
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The Bot failed the Turing Test! Nice work! hehe…

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on August 9, 2009 @ 10:01:pm
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@Igoda: I’m a man, I have no manners. :whistle:

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on August 9, 2009 @ 10:02:pm
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@TJSharky: I was sad, I really was hoping it was a cam whore in pink panties. :angelgrin:

Igoda Yen wrote a comment on August 10, 2009 @ 04:50:am
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Poopsie, where weeeeeere you? Looked for you on Saturday but you werent on. How was the bday? Are you officially a dirty old man now? :nyah:

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on August 10, 2009 @ 11:00:am
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I was busy decompressing. Thanks for the wishes, but ixnay on the irthday-bay… :groucho:

Martini Girl wrote a comment on August 13, 2009 @ 04:38:pm
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That’s funny. Men seem to get bombarded with soo much of that spam. What’s funny is that on MySpace is where the women get the men spam. So easy to spot, they always have these GQ looking photos and long ass essays written about how they are looking for a lovely lady to to spend their lives with. The emails are written like a Harlequin Romance or something. Uh yeah… men don’t talk like that.