The Most Horrible News Ever

A dark figure approached me today, his deep voice uttering words I never wanted to hear:

“Linc, Jessica Alba is back with her boyfriend, and pregnant.”

“No. That’s not true. It’s impossible!”

“Search your feelings. You know it to be true.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!”


6 Responses to The Most Horrible News Ever
  1. Jules
    December 12, 2007 | 9:50 pm

    Yep! She’s pregnant with her non-latino baby ;) You read Perez and “get” that right????

  2. Lincoln Adams
    December 12, 2007 | 10:05 pm

    You mean the baby isn’t latino either?

  3. clairec23
    December 15, 2007 | 12:52 pm

    It seems like all of the male bloggers have been devastated with this news :-D

  4. Lincoln Adams
    December 15, 2007 | 1:34 pm

    Oh the pain… it hurts… it hurts so much…

  5. Marcus
    December 21, 2007 | 6:52 pm

    Now this was a true let-down for me as well. I’m glad somebody else shares my sorrow and misery :-) Ah, banish my hopes of ever finding the perfect mate.

  6. Lincoln Adams
    December 22, 2007 | 1:30 am

    Real men must shake off the dust, wipe away the tears, and move on.

    If only I were a real man.

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