A dark figure approached me today, his deep voice uttering words I never wanted to hear:
“Linc, Jessica Alba is back with her boyfriend, and pregnant.”
“No. That’s not true. It’s impossible!”
“Search your feelings. You know it to be true.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!”

















Yep! She’s pregnant with her non-latino baby ;) You read Perez and “get” that right????
You mean the baby isn’t latino either?
It seems like all of the male bloggers have been devastated with this news :-D
Oh the pain… it hurts… it hurts so much…
Now this was a true let-down for me as well. I’m glad somebody else shares my sorrow and misery :-) Ah, banish my hopes of ever finding the perfect mate.
Real men must shake off the dust, wipe away the tears, and move on.
If only I were a real man.