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The Most Horrible News Ever

Lincoln Adams | December 12, 2007 @ 8:29 pm

A dark figure approached me today, his deep voice uttering words I never wanted to hear:

“Linc, Jessica Alba is back with her boyfriend, and pregnant.”

“No. That’s not true. It’s impossible!”

“Search your feelings. You know it to be true.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!”

:hang:


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6 Responses to “The Most Horrible News Ever”

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Jules wrote a comment on December 12, 2007 @ 09:50:pm
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Yep! She’s pregnant with her non-latino baby ;) You read Perez and “get” that right????

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on December 12, 2007 @ 10:05:pm
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You mean the baby isn’t latino either?

:wideeyed:

clairec23 wrote a comment on December 15, 2007 @ 12:52:pm
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It seems like all of the male bloggers have been devastated with this news :D

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on December 15, 2007 @ 01:34:pm
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Oh the pain… it hurts… it hurts so much… :crying:

Marcus wrote a comment on December 21, 2007 @ 06:52:pm
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Now this was a true let-down for me as well. I’m glad somebody else shares my sorrow and misery :-) Ah, banish my hopes of ever finding the perfect mate.

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on December 22, 2007 @ 01:30:am
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Real men must shake off the dust, wipe away the tears, and move on.

If only I were a real man.

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