The most absurd email, EVER

Just got this a few moments ago:

Subject: Greetings for his all family’s blessing by Truth God…….

Message: Hi Justicful and loving Mr Obama and Your loving Coordinater or Super truth cooperater wife,& Children…

You have a God gress & good luck! I pray to success truth aim for you!! India and truth indians can be Super coordinaters for your success, Get a more love by all people with all people and for all people.The book of Vedas & Nirukta must read for his aim. All is well, all be truth, God bless all.. Thanks… Your lover and welwisher…Dr Ashok Kumar Sharma Late Shree Pt. Har Prasad Sharma & Late Smt. Baikunthi Devi Sharma Bharadwaj Gurukula Kangri Haridwar Uttara.

Nobody from India is ever allowed to come to my blog ever again.


12 Responses to The most absurd email, EVER
  1. Gregg
    January 21, 2009 | 8:56 pm

    I think my favorite part is “Super Truth cooperator.” This smacks of something translated in babelfish.

  2. Lincoln Adams
    January 21, 2009 | 9:00 pm

    Babble is right. My goodness.

  3. sandy cathcart
    January 22, 2009 | 2:24 am

    It’s the kitty! He sent word out…trying to share the love so you won’t shoot. He’s not good at this English stuff and he felt the need for Indian disguise.

    Have a heart…after all…aren’t you a feeling conservative?

    Drop the gun, already!

  4. Lincoln Adams
    January 22, 2009 | 2:29 am

    Drop the gun, already!

    Not until I get a thousand readers! Then… maybe.

  5. Conservative Belle
    January 22, 2009 | 3:38 pm

    I can’t read emails like that. I’m CDO (that’s OCD ordered alphabetically as it should be) and I can’t handle all those errors they contain.

    But your post was good for a laugh. :)

    • Lincoln Adams
      January 22, 2009 | 11:10 pm

      Seriously, CDO, that’s how you spell it?

  6. Kelly from CO
    January 23, 2009 | 9:37 pm

    HAHA! That’s good. Sorry I disappeared for so long, but i’m back! :-D

  7. Lincoln Adams
    January 23, 2009 | 11:06 pm

    You were gone?

  8. Kelly from CO
    January 24, 2009 | 5:01 pm

    Cute, Linc. ;)

  9. Gabrielle
    June 18, 2009 | 7:02 pm

    whoa.

  10. ...Annie
    August 14, 2009 | 2:53 pm

    Have you written back?

    For a moment there I wrote the people from Nigeria (with ‘my’ inheritance) back… “Well- send it to me; if I’m the one, you know who I am” … with God gress (of course).

  11. Lincoln Adams
    August 15, 2009 | 2:20 pm

    Nah, no point in responding, except to write about it on my blog so we can all have a good laugh.

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