Ok, it’s official. My job (and I don’t mean my coworkers) is a living, breathing evil sentient being that has made it its number one mission to destroy my sanity until all that is left of me is a drooling shell of a man cowering in a corner at the looney bin humming Archies tunes….

“We’re getting new computers!” Mick rubbed his hands together, barely able to contain his boyish glee. “It’s about fricking time,” I said. We had been due for a major revamp of our network for the longest time now. In fact we were still using terminals that were older than me for our work here. The…

My old boss was a pretty standup guy, always helping out with the work, making sure nobody goofed up, but at the same time letting us take it easy when there was a lull in the workload. Because of him our section was run pretty efficiently, and for once was actually a fun place to…