work | The Habitation of Justice

A Contract in Limbo

Written by Lincoln Adams on December 2, 2008 | 1 Comment
Filed Under: My Job

A recent morning conversation at work: “Dude, what is up with our union contract? Is it still in arbitration?” “Yep.” “Well I’m getting sick of this cloak and dagger crap and them telling us nothing about nothing. I want to see what it looks like so far.” “Why?” “I wanna know what my rights are.”…

Tags: conversation, union, work

Lending A Hand

Written by Lincoln Adams on October 28, 2008 | 0 Comments
Filed Under: My Job

I was at my desk working checking my emails when I suddenly felt a hand on my shoulder and jumped 3 feet up in the air. “Ooo, I’m sorry Linkie!” It was Karen, looking very pretty, and very married as usual. “Oh hey, what’s up?” “I was wondering if you could run these names for…

Tags: coworker, coworkers, karen, smile, work

Getting Personal

Written by Lincoln Adams on October 22, 2008 | 5 Comments
Filed Under: Blogging

On Monday my blog decided to ruin my day by throwing a complete hissy fit and vomit my content onto people’s screens instead of rendering it properly, so I decided to take a personal day so I could get it resolved before it spun completely out of control. I rang up my peeps at work:…

Tags: advertising, blog, God, google, search engines, work

Ugh, Sick As A Dog

Written by Lincoln Adams on September 24, 2008 | 3 Comments
Filed Under: My Job

And I’m top of that I’m still coming in to work too. Why? Because that’s what real men do. We suck it up and do our jobs (and use the opportunity to hack and cough all over our supervisor’s desk in the hopes that our studly germs take over his wussy weenie immune system and…

Tags: job, supervisor, work

Armed With Wit

Written by Lincoln Adams on August 20, 2008 | 5 Comments
Filed Under: Personal Reflections

I walked into firearms division with a broad grin on my face. “What, Linc.” I grinned for a few more seconds and then said, “I would like to apply for a gun permit.” I was met with a chorus of groans. They know me so well. :-D “Oh come now, as a citizen of this…

Tags: work

Wanna know how bored I was at work?

Written by Lincoln Adams on August 18, 2008 | 4 Comments
Filed Under: My Job

I was doing this for an hour: Notice the 3 calls I put on hold so I could keep playing.

Tags: desk, work

I just got fired :-(

Written by Lincoln Adams on April 1, 2008 | 22 Comments
Filed Under: Comedy

No words, just, no words. After this job has given me so much anger and grief and pain, they finally hammered the last nail in my coffin. I am now unemployed, with no means to pay the bills or the rent, and the rent is due in only 5 days. I don’t know what to…

Tags: work