Yep, it was one of “those” days.
I came into work, and I see a note at my desk telling me I need to report for duty outside. Eh?
So I go outside and I see my old CO, who tells me, “Linc, thanks for volunteering to help us out today.”
“Hmm, that’s funny, because I don’t remember volunteering for anything.”
“Oh, then your supervisor must have volunteered you.”
… … … …
“Oh, don’t worry about it, it’s just for today. Here, help me bring this stuff on the bus.”
I helped him carry a few folding tables and then saw the bus.
“Dude, that’s a prison bus.”
“So?”
“I’m not getting on a prison bus.”
“Why not?”
“It’s got bars on the window! Are you gonna like, chain me down too?”
“Stop whining, look if you do this you’ll get to go home an hour early.”
… … … …
“Let’s go.”
Our trip would take me down to the local Medicaid office, where I had to help out in screening applicants. Yes, seriously. Interesting job I have, after all not many people can say they rode a prison bus to a Medicaid office so they could run background checks on applicants named Pablo.
It wasn’t a bad day though, but had I known I’d be there for HOURS, I would have taken my laptop with me and jacked it in so I could check up on all them wonderful people who follow me on Facebook, Twitter and whatnot. Ah well, maybe next time.
As the applicants rolled in, I took them in one by one and went over their forms. A middle aged lady who looked like she just got off the bus from Guatemala handed me hers and I took a quick look. I noticed she hadn’t put in her height.
“Ma’am, you forgot to add your height here.”
“¿Que?”
“Umm, your height? You need to fill out what your height is right here.”
“¿Que?”
Sigh.
Fortunately I didn’t get too many like that, but this is definitely not a job I’d want to do on a regular basis.
So what did you do today? 
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