This might come as a shock to you, but I hate Valentine’s Day. Ever since Donna Costello kicked me in the shinny after giving her a Valentine card back in the third grade, I knew this holiday was going to bring me nothing but grief. It got worse during my high school years when some…
Here’s my working list of the things I might like to do for Valentine’s Day: Toss molotov cocktails into Hallmark stores. With a pair of scissors, walk into florist shops and snip off the top of all the flowers. Look for starry eyed couples playing suck face in public, approach them and ask the girl,…
Here’s a collection of Anti-Valentine related quotes I’ve found around the web. I think I like the last one the best. :-D If it weren’t for you I’d be a different person, maybe even happy. If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me. I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here. You…
To the poor little boy who found my blog using the search phrase, “i’m 12 and i like this girl who is dating another guy how do i win her heart” Congratulations, you are now about to embark on what will undoubtedly be the start of a lifelong journey of unrequited love and gut wrenching…
Just a short montage of Anti-Valentine’s Day photos and images for your viewing pleasure: And here’s a Match.com dating ad tossed in just for good measure: Found at Cracked.com If you have or know of any other anti-Valentine’s day images and photos, send them to me and I’ll post them here (newest submissions will be…
Let’s all get into the spirit of bashing and thrashing the most hated holiday of the year: Valentine’s Day! For now I’m just putting out feelers to see how much interest this will generate, but if enough people participate, I will hand out two prizes: 1000 EC credits for bloggers who are members of Entrecard,…
Came into work today: “Hey Linc, Happy Valentine’s!” “Bite me.” “Yo, Linc, got any special plans for valentine?” “Sit on it, poopieface.” I sit down at my desk, and Mick my coworker approaches me. “Say, Linc….” “Look, snothead, I swear to God if you so much as even hint at mentioning Valentine’s I will vomit…
Playing Star Wars: TOR, love how all I have to do is gain enough "affection points" and my companion will wubs me forever. :-D
What is love? Howard Jones Only Love Can Break Your Heart-St.Etinne/Neil Young Life On Your Own-Human League If That Is Love?-Squeeze [More]
u r right. i too hate valentines day. i want some more images. r u on fb. please send me ur mail id. and add... [More]
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Lincoln, call me...I met my wife online. It can work. I'd be happy to offer some thoughts and suggestions It's really a mind-set that has... [More]
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