Tag Archive: uptown girl

How Billy Joel Broke My Heart

It’s no secret that I live the life of a Downtown Man. Women who lived in an uptown world, along with their fancy college degrees and white collar professions could never go for a blue collar bum like me. Social status doesn’t exist in a vacuum after all, and if I don’t got the mojo,…

Can’t Us Downtown Men Get Any Respect?

I love this site. :-D Longtime readers might remember my brief experience with Uptown Girl, who I had met through a dating site and was just getting to know when she blew me off unexpectedly, this after sending her flowers for her birthday too, but of course. I never understood why, but I should have…

When It Hits You

Ahhh, Friday has arrived at last, giving me a little time to reflect on the failure that is my life. I couldn’t help but notice how the entire world and God Himself blew me off this week. I got blown off by my boss when I begged him for help in working new hours so…

Who needs wimmins…

….when I can now enjoy the fresh episodes of Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis? I got my tub of Blockbuster popcorn, a nice tall glass of Diet Cola, and the easy chair all geared up and ready to go. Ahhh, a Friday night all to myself. Maybe now I’ll be able to forget about how Uptown…

A Day of Infamy

The REAL storm wasn’t the Nor’easter that recently hit us, it was the one that followed me to work today (and beyond). When I came in I proceeded to get absolutely pummeled by a mountain of work, completely catching me off guard because stupid me, I actually thought the Nor’easter would create a slow work…

A Flowery Beginning?

Boxing

It was Uptown Girl’s birthday recently, so I decided to surprise her by having flowers delivered to her doorstep. I wanted to show her I was sincerely interested in her, and I admit I was kinda hoping the flowers would tug at her heart strings a little more too. I got several text messages from…

Learning how to be a man

I think I have what might be called an inferiority complex. I have a tendency to put myself down and take everything personally, regardless of whether it is merited or not. If I don’t get a call from someone, I take it personally, even if all it meant was that the person was just busy….

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