Tag Archive: upgrade

When the only way to be a good employee is to be a really, REALLY bad one

The software I used at my job is finally being upgraded after decades of use. By monkeys apparently, because it is one of the most ill-thought out, illogical, ill-conceived pile of mouse droppings I have ever had the misfortune of using in all my 30+ years on planet Earth. It makes Windows ME look downright…

The Game Changer Arrives

The Intro

I’ve been busy getting my new PC rig set up and ready to romp and stomp, so I’ve pretty much gone AWOL online for the past week. Hopefully things will get back to normal once I adjust to the new computer and get used to the new Windows 7 interface. After 8 years, there’s so…

No Girlfriend = More money for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

One upside to being spurned by the entire female population that exists for no other reason than to do Satan’s bidding: I get to spend on me, and me alone! Once I got my tax refund, it was time to spend, spend, spendspendspend, all for me, and nobody else but meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Well, maybe Momsie too….

Off to Beantown in February?

Maybe. Depends on whether Scott Brown wins the election or not. If he does, I’ll not only visit, I’ll disavow the Yankees as the work of Satan that they are and don a Red Sox cap and shirt. If he loses, then I might simply decorate my car with New York Yankees – 2009 World…

Let us never speak of this decade again

What do we even call 2000-2009 anyway? The Zeros? The Single Digits? “The decade that just piled on with so much crap that not even the smelliest crap could have crapped as much crap as this crappy decade crapped on me?” Well, whatever. Good riddance to 2009 and that whole era of loveless crapiness. I…

No, I’m not dead yet

Just experiencing some brain fog, probably because I have a tumor eating out my cerebrals so I should be put out of my misery soon enough. I keed, I keed… I hope. Ok, seriously, I was getting ready to write a catch-all post about the financial crisis, the presidential election and why Christians are morons…

Ok, I’m pretty sure I got this now

Here it is, a nice compromise between having a dark theme and accommodating those of you who simply MUST have a boring white layout with boring black text, because you’re color blind or have the eyes of a 90 year old or just like to bust my chops because you’re a petty vain creature who…

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