Occasionally, I tend to feel a bit guilty when I openly express my refusal to date women with man faces, land whale figures, or sporting more outlandish tattoos than a gay biker at a Blue Oyster bar. But there are times when I literally cannot look upon a woman beast, partly because I just had…

Yeah yeah, there’s been some talk about butt faced men getting some serious cuddle time from hot women around the blogosphere, so naturally I had to chime in. First of all, this is the Sun we’re talking about, you know, the UK tabloid Brits fondly refer to as a shag-rag, and which also sport fascinating…