For those who have been reading this blog for some time, you’ll know that I occasionally like to use cute terms like “wubs” and “snuggles” and “sugar pot bon bon bunny cakes.” I do it because it’s silly, it lightens the mood, and it tends to evoke more than a few laughs. But who knew…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
September 11, 2009 |
Filed Under:
My Job
So today I hear a story reflecting the sheer brilliance of my coworkers: Guy comes in, needs to file a report. One of my coworkers gets up to help him out. She checks the computer and tells him: “There’s already a report here with your name, only the first name is different. Same last name,…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
July 8, 2008 |
Filed Under:
My Job
I’m surrounded by idiots at my job, and they’re really beginning to wear me out. It’s not that have anything against them, it’s just that they’re… well… idiots. I can’t even have a conversation about the weather without it somehow flying right over their heads as they give me one of those trademark blank stares…
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To the visitor who found my blog using the search term: “my girlfriend stays out till 4am” Newsflash: Your girlfriend dumped you. You just don’t know it yet, and apparently your mind must be so hazy that you’ve had to resort to doing a Google search just to figure out why a girl might want…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
November 6, 2006 |
Filed Under:
My Job
My old boss was a pretty standup guy, always helping out with the work, making sure nobody goofed up, but at the same time letting us take it easy when there was a lull in the workload. Because of him our section was run pretty efficiently, and for once was actually a fun place to…
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WOMAN! You cannot deny God’s will!
Filed Under: Christianity
Found an interesting Dear Dr. Graham letter in an advice column today: Dear Dr. Graham: I’ve fallen in love with a woman I work with, and I sincerely believe God brought us together. But my wife got very upset when she found out and I told her I wanted a divorce. What a sad world…
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