Tag Archive: stupid

To my readers: Do you wubs me?

For those who have been reading this blog for some time, you’ll know that I occasionally like to use cute terms like “wubs” and “snuggles” and “sugar pot bon bon bunny cakes.” I do it because it’s silly, it lightens the mood, and it tends to evoke more than a few laughs. But who knew…

Why I need to leave this job

So today I hear a story reflecting the sheer brilliance of my coworkers: Guy comes in, needs to file a report. One of my coworkers gets up to help him out. She checks the computer and tells him: “There’s already a report here with your name, only the first name is different. Same last name,…

I like you, but you’re an idiot

I’m surrounded by idiots at my job, and they’re really beginning to wear me out. It’s not that have anything against them, it’s just that they’re… well… idiots. I can’t even have a conversation about the weather without it somehow flying right over their heads as they give me one of those trademark blank stares…

It’s Cuz Your Girl is a Ho, You Schmuck

To the visitor who found my blog using the search term: “my girlfriend stays out till 4am” Newsflash: Your girlfriend dumped you. You just don’t know it yet, and apparently your mind must be so hazy that you’ve had to resort to doing a Google search just to figure out why a girl might want…

WOMAN! You cannot deny God’s will!

Found an interesting Dear Dr. Graham letter in an advice column today: Dear Dr. Graham: I’ve fallen in love with a woman I work with, and I sincerely believe God brought us together. But my wife got very upset when she found out and I told her I wanted a divorce. What a sad world…

Whitewater Ride!

My old boss was a pretty standup guy, always helping out with the work, making sure nobody goofed up, but at the same time letting us take it easy when there was a lull in the workload. Because of him our section was run pretty efficiently, and for once was actually a fun place to…

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