Tag Archive: street

Dear Public Safety Parking Nazi Scum Sucker

I must be on some kind of hit list with Public Safety here. My first hint was when I sometimes parked somewhere deep in the back when nothing else was available on the side streets, thinking everything was gravy. What I didn’t know was that the spots there were reserved, but the numbers had since…

Merry Christmas, Here’s Your Ticket

Recently New York had just been ranked for being the unhappiest state in the country. My experience today could certainly tell you why. Since I live in an apartment complex that assigns one parking space per apartment, it’s only natural that we would have an overflow of cars, most of which have no choice but…

Problems with your love life? Fuhgetaboutit!

Parking Cars

After a round of shooting at the range and seeing Karen, I got thoroughly depressed and decided to take a walk down Little Italy to take my mind off things. Nothing can lift my spirits faster than a chocolate covered cannoli and a slice of Mulberry Street pizza can after all. :-D I wanted to…

There’s a Moon Out Tonight!

christmas display

Well actually, it was last night. Well the night before, whatever. Anyways, true to my promise, I took a trek out into the great unknown, and right away I knew the night was going to be trouble. I first made a stop at a gas mart that had a Dunkin’ Donuts, where two Hispanic guys…

Creating Fireworks Of My Own

My town was throwing a Columbus Day festival this weekend, which included a fireworks show for tonight. Since I either hated everybody in town or they hated me, I avoided it like the plague. I still got a chance to see the fireworks though since I was on the second floor and I was able…

Park This

I live on an apartment complex that assigns you one parking space per unit (which makes perfect sense since everybody and their mother around here owns at least two cars). Additionally, the town in its eternal wisdom has decreed that no car can be parked on any of the streets adjacent to the apartment complex…

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