Occasionally, I tend to feel a bit guilty when I openly express my refusal to date women with man faces, land whale figures, or sporting more outlandish tattoos than a gay biker at a Blue Oyster bar. But there are times when I literally cannot look upon a woman beast, partly because I just had…

So I’m on this dating site right, and I find this girl I have a high percentage match with. I notice she’s online and she just “faved” my profile (meaning she saved it as a favorite). Since you can chat real-time with anyone on the site, I sent her a chat request thanking her for…

Even money says this guy will find a woman before I do. Kinda makes me wonder just how low a woman’s standards will have to be before I finally make the cut. Update: And now we have another lovely fellow by the name of Jack, whose interests include “eating small children and harming small animals.”…