I have this thing, where I can read people without knowing anything about them. I just get this sense, this kinda vibe where I just KNOW what they’re about. And sometimes, I don’t even know that I know. I just know, ya know? After reading up on this, I discovered that this tends to be…
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Generally, it takes ten years for a woman to fall in love with a man. I’m serious people, this is science, look it up. Things might move along a wee little faster though if you put some muscle into it and work 24/7 to get a girl to fall for you. Then perhaps after spending…
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I recently watched the entire miniseries of John Adams last weekend. Tres Awesomeness, dude. John Adams is unequivocally my hero, primarily because there is just so much about him that I can relate to. For one, he had a big mouth. Seriously, he couldn’t shut up for nothing, and it got him in all sorts…
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Ok, so I’ve been playing around with OKCupid for the past couple of weeks, sifting through literally hundreds of profiles, trying to find someone, ANYONE, with a good head on her shoulders that I could talk to. I’m so lonely. I actually did find a few nice ones though. Pretty, morally upright girls, one of…
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Only me, in spite of the millions of people on this planet, in spite of the untold number of single girls out there both on the Internet and in real life, would see a social/dating site match me with a potential soulmate… who turns out to be my stepsister. Only me.
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“Every Thanksgiving, over 80 million Americans get together to be with their families…. and wonder why.” This time of year used to get on my nerves for the longest time. Because I no longer have a social network of family or friends, Thanksgiving would usually find me twiddling my thumbs or climbing the walls out…
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Why I’m Giving Up On Christians
Filed Under: Christianity
In spite of how difficult it’s become trying to find a nice Christian girl with enough moral fiber not to go a-whoring around town every night, I’ve always believed that if I just dug hard enough through the compost heap of life, I’d eventually find my jewel. With that in mind, there’s an old-time Christian…
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