Written by Lincoln Adams on
December 22, 2009 |
Filed Under:
Politics
My mother wrote this spoof to the tune of the song, “Winter Wonderland,” and insisted I post it. Enjoy! :-D Senate’s in Christmas week for Talks and votes Behind closed doors They’ll know what to say The people will pay Walking in Obama-winterlaaaaaaand! Bail the banks Buy some more cars Caulk your house Hire more…
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I’m planning to stream my playlist of anti-Valentine songs this Saturday for all my beloved readers to enjoy. If you want in on the fun, you can make a song request in the comments below and I’ll add them to the playlist. I’ve kind of mellowed out since last year though, so my personal song…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
November 26, 2008 |
Filed Under:
Comedy
I looked out this morning and the sun was gone, turned on some music to start my day, I lost myself in a familiar song, I closed my eyes and I slipped awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay… It’s a miracle I haven’t been commited yet.
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I hate women. I hate them because in order to attract one, I have to prove that I don’t need one, (or at least act like I don’t need one.) Only women could come up with these kind of circular fudge nuts rules that they lay down like a psychological mine field, which in the…
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So now that we’ve elected a mini-me version of the Antichrist, I think it’s high time I finally start working to move to a town that’s right for me. A town that’ll keep me movin’ and keep me groovin’ with some energy. Even though I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk…
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Tags: autumn, election, job, Louisiana, Mississippi, poll, road trip, sarah palin, song, tennessee, Texas, town
Dropped by the local 7-11 for a Big Gulp containing the usual 5 different flavors of soda, when I’m hearing one of the store managers singing “Feliz Navidad.” “Awww man, please don’t sing that.” He looked up. “You no like song?” “I hate it with every frickin’ fiber of my being.” He just shrugged and…
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Jason Upton, Lou Engle and Company: The Heresies They Teach And Why We Christians Are So Royally Screwed
Filed Under: Christianity
I realize my heathen audience just went “Uhhhhhh???” upon reading that title, but every now and then I like to discuss a Christian topic on my blog, so like it or not it’s par for the course. One of my beloved readers recommended that I give the “worship artist” Jason Upton a listen, hoping his…
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