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Road Trip to DA SOUTH!

Lincoln Adams | February 8, 2009 @ 5:23 pm

A few weeks ago I took a quiz at FindYourSpot.com to find places in the U.S. that I’d likely be happier living in.  Most of the suggestions were located in the Rocky Mountain region and thus beyond driving range, but there was also a high concentration of recommendations in Tennessee and North Carolina as well.  So I figured, why not make a road trip out of it?  (specifically for this October…)

In addition, autumn is my absolute favorite season, and ever since I learned about the Smokey Mountain region I’ve always wanted to visit to enjoy the acclaimed fall foliage that it brings during that time of year.  And then of course, there’s Dollywood too! :D

Using the quiz results then, I was able to map out a rough itinerary that would take me through every city recommended for this region (sans Nashville and Chattanooga), and so far it looks pretty good.  Once I leave Virginia, I can loop around in an almost perfect circle before making my way back home again:


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My first stop would begin with Roanoke in Virginia, then to Abingdon (since these two cities both made my quiz list). From there, I’ll have to decide whether I want to begin my loop at Mt. Airy in North Carolina, or at Kingsport in Tennessee. Assuming I opt for Tennessee first, I’ll visit the twin cities of Kingsport and Johnson City, then work my way down to Knoxville. From there, I may head over to Maryville and use that as a platform to launch the next leg of my trip through the Smokey Mountain region, (unless I’m feeling really brave and decide to head all the way down to Chattanooga instead before making my way back north again.)

Either way, my next stop would land me in Waynesville, North Carolina, thus beginning my tour of western North Carolina that would take me through Brevard, Hendersonville, Asheville, Hickory and Morganton, Boone, and finally Mt. Airy.

Nashville was too far out of the way so it didn’t make the cut (and besides, country singers annoy me), and Charlotte in NC also got dropped, partly because it was also too far out of the way, and partly because I found nothing noteworthy to compel me to check it out.

So that’s it! By the time I finish my road trip, I should have a better idea of where I might like to live, and if not, at least I got an enjoyable vacation out of it. I’ve been dying to get out of this evil state for a much needed break since forever anyway, so this had been a long time coming.

It’s still up in the air whether I’ll actually do this or not, but in the meantime, I appreciate any suggestions and advice for my trip, especially on places I can visit during the way (specifically places that offer unusually high concentrations of hot southern babes, because I’d definitely like to check those areas out for… research purposes). :ggrin:

What? It’s for science, people! :naughty:



Looking for my Funkytown

Lincoln Adams | November 17, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

So now that we’ve elected a mini-me version of the Antichrist, I think it’s high time I finally start working to move to a town that’s right for me.  A town that’ll keep me movin’ and keep me groovin’ with some energy.  :shades:

Even though I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it…  I gotta move on.  :guitarna:

Seriously, I gotta move on.

Right now I’m going over which states might offer the best prospects, and I’m starting off with three basic requirements: the state should have no income tax, the gun laws should be flexible, and it should have lopsidedly voted against the communist demon of the underworld in the last election.

So far I have 5 options:

  • Wyoming
  • Alaska
  • Tennessee
  • Texas
  • South Dakota

Climate and terrain wise I would prefer to live where there’s mountains and temperate seasons (the most important being autumn) AND little humidity.  VERY little humidity.  Seriously, there’s a reason why I refer to humidity as “Satan’s Breath.”  Just… no.

That puts Tennessee at the top for now, especially the eastern part where the Appalachian/Smokey Mountain range begins.  And since it’s the closest I’d be able to put together a road trip to visit the area and check it out.  The only remaining question is being able to find a job.  I have a background in computers and government and finished my undergraduate education a ways back, so I should be good for something besides shoveling horse manure, right?  What do you think?  Or should I try for another state?

As for the others, I like Wyoming because it has the Rockies, but again the problem is jobs, and it’s also out of driving reach.  I’d have to either fly or do a cross country trip just to scout the state.  Same deal with Alaska (as much as the thought of being near Sarah Palin thrills me), and the other 2 states, Texas and South Dakota.

If I remove the “no state income tax” requirement however, I have a few more options:

  • Idaho
  • Utah
  • Oklahoma
  • Nebraska
  • Kansas
  • Arkansas
  • Louisiana
  • Mississippi
  • Alabama
  • Kentucky
  • West Virginia

I would drop all of the southern states because of the humidity and lack of mountains, but I hear the girls are so smokin’ hot in places like Alabama and Mississippi that I just have to keep these states on the list for now. :D

Idaho and Utah might be good options, but I don’t particularly care for the high Mormon demographic.  It’s not that I hate Mormons or anything, I just can’t stand them.  Kansas and Nebraska have no mountains and seem boring overall, while Oklahoma might be too humid.  West Virginia is on the list, but I drove through the entire state once and the scenery was just awful.  Kentucky might be the best choice so far all things considered, but still, I have very little intel about any of these states frankly, which is why I’d like to visit them and see for myself.

In the meantime, what do you think is my best bet?  Let me know in the comments.  I’ll also include a poll too, because I’m awesome like that.  :ggrin:

Help me find my Funkytown!

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