So I’m at the supermarket, slowly pushing my cart around and filling it up with my usual single man’s diet of Ramen Noodles and diet sodas. A twinge of sadness creeps over me as I pass through each aisle on my way to the checkout. And then I noticed her. She was a petite brunette,…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
October 28, 2008 |
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My Job
I was at my desk working checking my emails when I suddenly felt a hand on my shoulder and jumped 3 feet up in the air. “Ooo, I’m sorry Linkie!” It was Karen, looking very pretty, and very married as usual. “Oh hey, what’s up?” “I was wondering if you could run these names for…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
July 8, 2007 |
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Blogging
I recently noticed Windows Live Writer evidently doesn’t give two flying leaps about XHTML validation, judging by the code it’s been outputting every time I write a post. (Ironically enough I’m writing this post using Live Writer as well.) Really, is it too much to ask that the break tag be outputted as “” instead…
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My life has lately consisted of getting up in the morning, only to see yet another day go by without me experiencing the slightest bit of womanly affection. Eventually it’s gotten to the point where I’ve become so love starved, that even the slightest platonic gesture addressed in my general direction puts me in a…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
November 24, 2006 |
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Politics
Came across this thread containing a few pictures of women serving in the IDF. For some inexplicable reason though I suddenly find myself having a newfound appreciation for the Israeli Defense Forces, but I’m not sure why. Couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that these are some of the most gorgeous women I…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
September 9, 2006 |
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News Commentary
Yep, we’re smarter, deal with it. Update: Uhhhh, then again, maybe not: Recently, a blogger named Simon Owens ran a social experiment on Craigslist. He wandered into the “Casual Encounters” section of the personal ads where countless men and women were soliciting for no-strings-attached {chicken dances} and wondered, Is it really that easy? As a…
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I usually start making plans for my vacation around this time of year, and unlike those who usually have their main vacations during the summer, mine takes place in October, which is by far my absolute favorite month out of the year. This time though, I’m breaking with tradition for a few reasons. One, I’ve…
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