Tag Archive: single

Craigslist is so NOT a cool place to find women

Some poor geek

Yep, I got another rejection letter lined up, this time in response to a Craigslist ad that I could swear I never posted, and yet somehow it got posted anyway. Don’t worry though, this is my last one because I am so, so, SO done with this whole dating-relationship crap. I am finally going full…

Oprah’s Guests Makes Me Want To Break Stuff And Kill People

I have no idea when this crap aired, but evidently there was a show highlighting the dating woes of 30-something women, which somehow devolved into how Islam is great and we should all go ass up 5 times a day and change our names to Ahmed Akalahu Mukababah Habib Al Mulla Wulla (or some such…

Am I Screwed?

Ok, so I’ve been playing around with OKCupid for the past couple of weeks, sifting through literally hundreds of profiles, trying to find someone, ANYONE, with a good head on her shoulders that I could talk to. I’m so lonely. I actually did find a few nice ones though. Pretty, morally upright girls, one of…

Muslim Girls Gone Wild

Muslim Girls

There are worse things in life than being single I suppose. Like for instance, being married to one of these: Talk about women who have an “explosive” personality.

The Day Love Died

My subscription to Match.com expired recently, concluding yet another sad chapter in my never ending search to find my snuggle bunny. I got over 300 views, and of those who read my profile and sent me winks, many were either 19 year old single mothers with 5 kids looking for a Daddy, 40-something year olds…

Speaking into the void…

Well my Match.com account expired today. About a month earlier I plopped 30 greens to subscribe to the service because I came across a profile that really interested me. She hit on all the right notes: pretty, ultra-conservative, clearly expressing devout Christian beliefs, and was an intellectual at heart. I’ve scoured hundreds of different profiles…

We are… Unique

Just some random thoughts going through my head today while I sit here doing just about everything except what I should be doing, that is, working: After wandering around the Internet vainly searching for members of my kind, I’ve come to realize something: There ARE no members of my kind. I am… an anomaly, a…

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