Tag Archive: single

Did I land in Uranus?

So I wake up yesterday morning to the news that Captain Anus won the nobel peace prize and that Marge Simpson will pose nude for Playboy (Marge being a cartoon mind you from the Simpsons), and I’m wondering if somehow during the middle of the night, the aliens hadn’t abducted me and dropped me into…

When does yearning turn into dweebish neediness?

As I chat and connect with more and more people online (read: hot babes), there are times when I sorely miss talking to someone and I have to consciously make an effort not to barrage them with IMs, emails, texts, phone calls and whatnot just to get some attention. I guess it’s normal for me…

Social Networking May Cause Dementia, Diseases, and an Irrational Fear of Kittens

I recently caught this article on the BBC: People’s health could be harmed by social networking sites because they reduce levels of face-to-face contact, an expert claims. A lack of “real” social networking, involving personal interaction, may have biological effects, he suggests. He also says that evidence suggests that a lack of face-to-face networking could…

This Will Be My Last Valentine’s Day Alone

And that is without a doubt, because by next year I’ll not only be debt free, I’ll also have a nice little nest egg too, so I’ll be able to afford a hooker for V-Day 2010. What? I’m not gonna do anything, I’m just looking for the company, that’s all. Hopefully though it won’t come…

Poll Results Are In: Women convinced I need them to be happy, men either disagree or like pie!

The results from my last poll (Should I stay single?) were pretty interesting: Only 20% thought I would be perfectly happy remaining single, 34% took the coward’s way out and mentioned their fondness for pie , and 46% were convinced that I’d soon be doing 20 to life if I didn’t get myself a honey…

Why Obama Will Win – Hint: It’s Real Wrath of God Type Stuff

Remember that scene from Ghostbusters? Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Mayor: What do you mean, “biblical”? Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff. Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly. Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the…

I hate women, and yet all my friends are… women?

It’s no secret that one of my favorite pastimes is to bash women and their womenly ways on a regular basis, being that I’m an acidic women hating hairy baboon and all. And yet oddly enough, it only occurred to me recently that most of the people I chat with and consider myself friends with…

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