Tag Archive: server

Foreign Scum Sucking Piggish Piglike Hairy Pigbags Infected My PC With Virus And Hacked My Blog – FAIL

Apologies again about the light blogging. It might have something to do with the fact that my computer got infected by a nasty evil demon virus from HELL yesterday, which took me over 6 hours to get rid of completely. This evil monster blocked me from accessing antivirus related sites, hijacked my Google searches, crippled…

Owner of a Lonely Heart!

MOVE YOURSELF! You always live your life, Never thinking of the future… PROVE YOURSELF! You are the move you make, Take your chances winner/loser… I was planning to blog a short series of posts given the unusual lineup of Friday the 13th being followed by Valentine’s Day this year.  Ironically enough both days have significant…

Building a blog is *&^%ing hard work!

Blogging had been super light lately, mainly because I’ve been spending an awful amount of time under the blogging hood, trying to boost the speed and performance as much as possible without sacrificing any of its major features. Speed is everything when it comes to traffic and keeping people on your blog. If your site…

A Ho and a Hum, and a Ho Hum Ho

Yep, it’s been that kind of exciting weekend for me. I’ve trying to monitor my blog for performance and on a whim I happened to sign up for a monitoring service with a 30 day free trial just for kicks. It can ping my blog every minute and report back to me if something goes…

My frain is bried!

Whoa, I’m all woozy after finally pulling my head out the gaping buttinkos of my finicky and power hungry blog. I just spent the last 3 days hunting down every bug and problem that popped up during my migration to a new VPS hosting service, and it seemed like wave after wave of issues would…

Tweaking Under The Hood

Got bored last weekend, so I’ve been making some tweaks here and there to improve the speed and performance of my site. The biggest change was dropping the ad server that’s been serving my ads, and hard coding it into my blog instead. No matter what, I could never get it to execute fast enough,…

Servers Upgraded, and I’m Still Alive!

Remember those upgrades I said my host would be doing waaaaay back in March? They finally got around to doing it today. My server is now running PHP5 and MySQL5, and so far the only hiccup was a useless module I was using for Commission Junction that caused a fatal error and prevented my blog…

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