Tag Archive: sarah palin

Looking for my Funkytown

So now that we’ve elected a mini-me version of the Antichrist, I think it’s high time I finally start working to move to a town that’s right for me. A town that’ll keep me movin’ and keep me groovin’ with some energy. Even though I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk…

The Burden of America: Why Obama Represents God’s Judgment on the United States

Last weekend I was given Isaiah 19 to read, confirming who would win the election and why. I wasn’t sure how to take it since I was still holding out hope, but now that the election has concluded, these verses are about to become more real than I could probably ever imagine. I believe the…

Yes, The Election IS in God’s Hands

Sarah Palin is right, the election for the U.S. Presidency IS in God’s hands after all. Oh, you thought it was in the hands of millions of U.S. voters? Well, yes it. And no, it isn’t. We do have free will, but it ends where God’s sovereignty begins. If His hand is in this election,…

Voting With My Coffee!

7-11 has this thing going where you can vote for your candidate by either picking a coffee cup for Satan’s Mini-Me (Obama) or for Sarah Palin’s running mate. I went in this morning and noticed a shriveled up looking hag picking a cup for Obama. I picked up a McCain cup and cheerfully poured my…

Sarah Palin is the most adorable, infectiously lovable politician in the history of mankind

Seriously, how can people dig up the level of vile spittle-spewing hatred that they have for Sarah Palin? It’s one thing to disagree with her politics, but hating on her like she’s Satan makes me think you are all completely deranged out of your drug altered minds. Really, get a life weenies. Last night I…

Now we know who’s been causing all those crop circles!

A face from ears: Palin is carved into cornfield A 16-acre corn maze near the town of Whitehouse has been carved in Palin’s likeness, complete with her familiar updo hairstyle and eyeglasses. Suck on THAT, Palin haters.

My Dream With Sarah Palin

I had a dream last night where I met Sarah Palin at a Tennessee rally. I’m not sure what either of us were doing there, but I ain’t gonna complain. :-D Only problem was, the hags from The View were also there, including America’s favorite moron, Whoopi Goldberg. I was in a room and some…

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