Ok, so I was daydreaming yesterday on having a successful encounter with a cutie at the supermarket, right? Well today reality saw an opportunity to bite me in the wango bangos for daring to pollute its existence with my fantasies. I was at Starbucks and waiting in line for a gingerbread latte, and I happened…
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I’ve been pining for the girl of my dreams ever since I was a wee one and had my heart broken by an 8 year old who tore up my Valentine’s card and then kicked me in the shinny. Since then, over the years my dream girl had always become nothing more than a part…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
September 26, 2008 |
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My Job
“Linc, Karen wants to see you.” Hmmm… she’s married, but maybe she finally came to her senses? Oh yeah, I can see it now: “Oh Linkie poo, I was so wrong about him!” She runs right into my arms for manly comfort. “He’s such an abusive, unfaithful, ugly loser, but I realize now that you…
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Ugh, I can’t sleep. See, it used to be whenever I had trouble falling asleep I would think about how I’d meet my dream girl, exploring all the possibilities on how we’d end up together and fall in love. Just holding on to those dreams would put my mind at enough ease that I could…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
August 13, 2008 |
Filed Under:
Comedy
It’s no secret that I live the life of a Downtown Man. Women who lived in an uptown world, along with their fancy college degrees and white collar professions could never go for a blue collar bum like me. Social status doesn’t exist in a vacuum after all, and if I don’t got the mojo,…
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Certain events in the past have played a significant role in devastating my pysche, which by themselves really don’t seem like anything noteworthy, until you consider the context in which they happened. For example, when I first started blogging, one of my secret desires behind my decision to blog, was that by putting my thoughts…
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