When I’m not writing fake profiles just for kicks (and revenge) that is. There’s one thing I hate about writing a good dating profile that will attract responses from women: the lying. In an ideal world, women would value honesty and integrity in a man, and typically they do, but only when it’s too late….
For the past few weeks I’ve been getting wave after wave of new matches on my trial eHarmony account, an account I’ve kept open just for kicks for the past year or so. Lately some of them have been sending me communication requests, but since I wasn’t paying I couldn’t respond to them, or see…
So I’m minding my own business when I get an IM on AOL from someone named FreeAssFreda: [15:39] freeassfreda: hi! I saw your profile and ur a cutie! :) [15:39] linc4justice: Hi, where do I know you from? [15:39] freeassfreda: I’m actually working right now what are you doing exactly?? [15:39] linc4justice: working too [15:39]…
Just got this email: hello sweety , compliment of the day to you. my name is miss Sofia i am 23yrs old, i went through a profile that speaks good of you, i took interest on it . if you dont mind i will like to know you much better. i came on line to…
I can’t get no, satisfaction, I can’t get no, girl with action, Cause I try… and I try… and I try… and I try… I CAN’T GET NO!! *************************** While I was surfing online and bopping to a Rolling Stones tune, an icon popped up on my screen notifying me that Girl-Who-Blew-Me-Off had just signed…
You know, it never fails that as soon as I join a dating site, I start getting deluged with “winks” and “nudges” from women (at least I think they’re women) who look like they could be the very reason why we have a worldwide food shortage. Usually I respond in a polite manner, but now…
It’s over, I’ve lost. After 23 years of rejection, heartaches, unrequited love, enduring the rude, cold treatment of every women I’ve ever been interested in or in love with, I’m tossing in the towel. My latest failure took away whatever remaining hope I had. Even though we seemed to have so many specific, rare things…
So according to my state, if I want to use tax software then I MUST e-file or face a penalty. Well EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME NEW YORK *thumbs down*
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