In the due course of history, a man is truly empowered with the capacity for life and liberty when he is beholden to neither men nor entities. These truths are self evident in their own right, that without freedom from debts and liabilities men are deprived in the most profound of ways from pursuing that which would ensure their happiness and well being. It is hereto realized and understood the egregious deception by which principalities have sought to strip us of the very power that has been so rightly bestowed to us by our Divine Creator.

Acknowledging then the oppressive currents of those who have entrusted themselves to the cause of evil, I hereby declare my free and total independence, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence to utilize these newfound freedoms for the noble cause of truth, justice, and charity.

In other words, I paid off my credit card debt.