Tag Archive: people

Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get me

Cactus Plant

Last weekend I decided to do some random geocaching, and opted to cruise out east on Long Island rather then spend 4 hours to drive 2 miles in Brooklyn. I have to tell you though, people around here have this weird tendency to give me the most disturbing stares. I don’t mean mere glances either,…

I think I’m turning into a hermit

Recently I’ve had an epiphany about myself: I hate people. I’ve never been much of a people person, but lately it’s reaching the point where I don’t merely prefer just to be alone, I also want the lot of humanity to be dropped into a supersized vat of boiling vegetable oil. Almost everyone these days…

Whether in the clouds, or down in the dumps, I gotta be me

Yesterday I got a snarky email from a reader over my last post, where she said merely what an “uplifting” read my post was. I asked her if she was being sarcastic and got this response: Absolutely. I think I was wrong about you. I was under the impression that you were the type of…

Being All Things to All People

One of the things people enjoy about my writing is my humor, so I thought I would only update my blog with humorous anecdotes that I knew would make people smile, and that approach would largely define my theme and what my site was about. The problem with that though is that I have to…

Social Networking May Cause Dementia, Diseases, and an Irrational Fear of Kittens

I recently caught this article on the BBC: People’s health could be harmed by social networking sites because they reduce levels of face-to-face contact, an expert claims. A lack of “real” social networking, involving personal interaction, may have biological effects, he suggests. He also says that evidence suggests that a lack of face-to-face networking could…

I want to join Netflix, does that make me an anti-social geekball?

I’m getting a little tired these days of stopping by Blockbuster and looking up and down and left to right for movies they never have, not to mention having to put up with adorable looking couples sassing each other and being so happy together that I just want to start lobbing DVD boxes at them…

Why Obama Will Win – Hint: It’s Real Wrath of God Type Stuff

Remember that scene from Ghostbusters? Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Mayor: What do you mean, “biblical”? Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff. Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly. Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the…

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