Tag Archive: online dating

It’s a Wonderful Single Life?

For years I made the conscious choice to avoid watching one of the only classic films I have yet to see: It’s a Wonderful Life. I’ve always wanted to have the experience of being able to watch just one classic movie I hadn’t seen before with the girl of my dreams, whether she saw it…

eHarmony needs to be declared a terrorist state and eradicated from existence.

I know I’ve bashed eHarmony before, but this is the last and final time. Maybe. For this last attempt and latest attempt in the world of online dating, I signed up for a discount special where I “only” have to pay $20 a month for 3 months. It was cheap enough that I figured what…

Did I land in Uranus?

So I wake up yesterday morning to the news that Captain Anus won the nobel peace prize and that Marge Simpson will pose nude for Playboy (Marge being a cartoon mind you from the Simpsons), and I’m wondering if somehow during the middle of the night, the aliens hadn’t abducted me and dropped me into…

Dear Lying Scumbag Bastards at eHarmony

Crazy Mannish Beast

So you’re offering free communication with matches this weekend? Really? Then why is it when I want to “Fast Track” it and email a match directly so I can bypass the 5 million questionnaires you normally force us to send each other, that I’m instead redirected to a payment page where you literally scream in…

Tweaking My Dating Profile

I’d since tossed in the towel when it comes to online dating, but a thought occurred to me: If I’m giving up, I might as well go out with a bang, right? And since writing a serious profile that highlighted all my positive traits wasn’t doing dinky squats, I think it’s time I started having…

Why are girls on dating sites so ugly?

And I don’t mean bland either, I mean boy howdy f’ugly ugly. Seems I always have to do some considerable digging before I can find a profile of someone who didn’t look they were the product of a genetic experiment gone horribly wrong. Why is this? Out here in the real world, I don’t have…

Online Dating Can Be Murder Sometimes

True story: Guy goes online looking for love, only problem is he’s a 46 year old pretending to be 18. He meets the love of his life, an impressionable 18 year old girl who eventually finds out the man of her dreams is a wee bit older than he let on. Depressed and distraught, she…

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