Believe Me, I Need It
Lincoln Adams | June 17, 2008 @ 1:03 amThe news have been sucking rotten eggs lately, so I’m sticking my head in the sand for a while to keep myself from getting even more depressed. Luckily I stumbled across an old Bruce Campbell commercial that helped cheer me up. Good old Bruce, he can make me laugh without even trying:
It’s true, I don’t have it, but man do I NEED it. I need it BAD. 
But how can I get it, since I don’t have it? If only I had it, I wouldn’t need it, much less want it. But since I want it, I obviously don’t have it, and when I ask those who do have it how they got it, they just laugh at me.
But I need to learn how to get it, or I’ll never have it, and if I can’t ever have it, I’ll never be happy. If I’m happy, I’ll know I’ll have gotten it, but until then I’ll always be sad. But being sad stops me from getting it, and if I can’t get it, I can’t be happy, so I need it, in order to get it, but since I can’t get what I need in order to get what I want, I think that pretty much means I’m screwed.
Tags: bruce campbell, funny, old spice, YouTube
Categories: Comic Relief
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