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I have decided to be a man about things and run away (to the mountains)

The dating world, my job, and pretty much all of life itself has me so disgusted right that I just want to run away and hide from the world for a while, even if it’s just for a few days.

When I’m feeling like this, only the mountains really help me feel better.  Not the beach, mind you, partly I think because as a result of living on Long Island even the mere thought of anything remotely resembling a beach sends me into a fit of unhinged rage, so nope, gotta be the mountains.  Always has been, and always where my heart will be.

So I thought about my work schedule and the feasibility of getting away somewhere on a semi-regular basis when I get my extended weekend off.  (Every other week I get 4 days off from work.  Don’t you just hate me now?  :-D)  Anyhoo, I basically have two options: either flying, or saving the cost of airfare and a car rental by taking a short trip to one of the nearby mountain ranges within driving distance of New York.

I do love driving on the open road though, so I’ve considered a few possibilities:

White Mountains in New Hampshire:  they’re easily the highest mountain range in New England, and I always have a blast every time I visit New Hampshire, so it’s definitely a strong possibility.  But when I think “getaway” I’m thinking luxury cabin rental, complete with fireplace, jacuzzi, wi-fi, and neatly snuggled somewhere on the mountainside with a glorious view.  New Hampshire seems to be more of a Bed and Breakfast hotspot than a log cabin destination though, so I probably won’t go that route.

Near Mt. Washington

Where's the log cabins???

Adirondacks in New York:  I know this region like the back of my hand now.  And while I love Lake George, it’s a bit too commercial for my tastes, so I’m considering Lake Placid instead, which is nestled more deeply in the epicenter of the Adirondacks and has just the right balance of rustic and civilization that I tend to favor.

Mirror Lake Really Does Show Mirrors

Only problem, it's still New York.

Catskills in New York:  I’m not sure why I continue to blow right past this area on my way to the Adirondacks, despite its convenient proximity to New York City and Long Island, but I do.  Could be a bad experience I once had as a kid when my father dragged me and momsie up there to go fishing, only to spend the whole time there futilely looking for a fishing spot that WASN’T declared illegal by the state or required a permit.  Dweeb.  I haven’t been back since, but maybe I should give it a second look.

Mount Greylock in Massachusetts:  Imagine my surprise when I discovered that Massachusetts actually had mountains.  Greylock though is virtually a solitary mountain surrounded by land flat as a pancake.  It’s actually pretty weird to look at, particularly from Williamstown, but it’s a mountain.  The area that intrigues me though is the Route 2 byway that snakes through North Adams and Williamstown.  It offered some breathtakingly sweeping views of the northwestern valleys of Massachusetts, and I remember passing by a hotel/restaurant while I was there that was perched on a cliffside and thinking, “Man, I’d love to stay there for a night or two.”  I would probably get too bored after the first night though.

Near the Mohawk Trail

Off the Mohawk Trail (Route 2) . But is it mountainy enough?

Finally, I’ve thought of the Smokies in Tennessee too, but it’s just too far for a weekend getaway thing, even if they are THE place to go for luxury log cabin rentals.

If I decide to fly however, I have only one destination in mind:  COLORADO.  OH YEAH.

AMERICA, #$%^ YEAH

In fact, despite the added costs I’m really surprised just how easy it was for me to hop on a Frontier plane and head off to Denver, then bus to downtown and pick up a rental for cheap.  It’s actually worth the added costs that I’d do this every month at the sacrifice of visiting other areas in the country (and world.)  Yeah, I really loved Colorado that much.  The only unknown is where to go after I land and grab my car.

If you’re experts on getaways in Colorado within driving distance of Denver hit me up with some knowledge.  I need the inside scoop on cabin rentals that offer the same amenities I enjoyed when I was renting one in Tennessee, complete with jacuzzis (both inside AND out, tee hee), fireplace, LCD TVs, semi-secluded, yet with unobstructed views of sweet, gloriously purple mountains crowning my good with some brotherhood, youknowwhatimsayin?

Right now I’m checking out Estes Park as a possibility, though I like what I’m reading about Breckenridge too, which is close enough that I could revisit Pikes Peak near Colorado Springs if I have the time.  Mostly though, I think I just want to soak in a jacuzzi and watch the mountains put on a show and forget about the world.  Guess I’ll just have to keep researching and see what I come up with.

If you have some ideas or you have a favorite mountain getaway of your own you’d like to share, let me know in the comments.  :-)

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After 130+ messages to women on dating sites, I finally get a response! (and why being a player is hard work)

I have the hat.

Last Friday was a weird day.

After plugging away on 3 dating sites, it finally got to that I was trading emails, texts and IMs with 8 women in one day, one of who actually got back to me after I viewed her profile and sent her a message.

Of the 8, I was only attracted to 3 of them, the rest of them had contacted me first and I was pretty much just stringing them along (cuz I’m kind of a douche.)  They all complimented my profile though and how funny I was, and I didn’t want to just blow them off after they had said such nice things, so I just tried to be polite as I could.

I think they all got the clue that I just wasn’t that into them though, as I hadn’t heard from them for 2-3 days nows.  Whew.  Dodged that bullet.  :-D

Of the 3 I WAS attracted too, 2 were overweight, but OMG, just as cute as a pail full of kittens.  Let it never be said that I never go for overweight girls, so suck it you people who think I’m being picky.  :-P

Anyway, one was in Florida, and our texts were pretty clipped.  I could tell she was just humoring me, but at least she was texting me, so there’s that.  Another one sent me an email but that was pretty much it.  The last one was the most promising, she was from Dallas, had an adorable face and worked in a similar profession.  Her emails came across as pretty shallow though, not much of a deep thinker and a bit self-absorbed.  I tried to keep it up but it was clear the distance was an issue and she wasn’t one to use the computer much, so it eventually fizzled as well.

And now… I have a local gothic chick chasing me.  Cute, but the pic of her standing in front of a shrine to some demon named Babalawanakillu (or something) has me a bit apprehensive.  Not seeing a white picket fence future with her either.  Oh and a bisexual looking for a fling too.  Because if there’s one thing New York (particularly Long Island) does better than anyone else (including Austin), it’s dishing out teh CRAZIES.

Ugh.

Still, I couldn’t believe I was chatting with over 8 women in one day, and I found the experience exhausting.  I don’t know how the players do it.  They must feed off that somehow like a leech, but for it was emotionally draining, especially as each interaction eventually fizzled out due to lack of interest or common ground, or even just the distance between us.

That’s another thing I learned, how extremely difficult it would be to forge any kind of long distance relationship because of the effort needed to keep her interested in me, at least until she’s emotionally invested in making it work.  I’m better off keeping my searches local.

…. Except that the locals here are out of their freaking minds.  Must be the water.

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Excuse the lack of blogging, my life is a mess

Ever since I got back from my Rocky Mountain trip it’s been one thing after another.  To start off, I cried for 3 days straight after being forced to return home to New York because, you know, that’s where my job is, then cried some more when I had to go back to work.  Well… not crying actually… more like wailing and screeching in agony.

After that, I got the new iPhone 4S and upgraded all my Apple goodies to iOS 5, so I had to spend some time learning and tinkering around with all the new changes that were made.   I also had to take my mid-2010 MacBook Pro in because OS X Lion now causes it to freeze dead with the infamous beach ball of death almost every time I log in.  I was able to get around that for a while by using automatic login, but the freezes still occurred even during normal use.  Normally I’d say sod all and downgrade back to Snow Leopard, but I’ve gotten used to the changes now and also wanted to take advantage of using the new iCloud features.

So, I take it to the Apple Store.  I leave it there overnight, and they call in the morning to say it’s ready.  Except, they didn’t change a thing because they couldn’t duplicate the issue.  So what do I do?  I duplicate the issue, and they keep it overnight again.  They call in the morning again and still haven’t done anything yet because they needed my password (which I gave them already, Lord help me.)   So I try to call back, and literally, it takes me 7 hours to break through.  SEVEN HOURS of attempted calls, that fail either because of a busy signal or a call waiting period that eventually leads to the fricking store HANGING UP on me.  Finally I get through, they get the password, and keep it overnight one more time.

Next morning they call again and say it’s ready.  They did a reinstall and… of course it’s still freezing on login.  I show it to one tech, then show the issue to another tech at the Genius Bar (genius, LOL) who finally decides to have it sent to the repair center.  Turnaround 3-5 days, which is where I’m at now.  I’ve never been without my MacBook prior to this saga, so it feels like there’s an empty void in my life until I get it back again.

Also since my return,  I find out I have glaucoma, this after being told that I didn’t have glaucoma, whereas before that I was told I did have glaucoma.  Rage, despair, emptiness (while drowning my sorrows in pumpkin cheesecake) have ruled my existence since that awful news.  So now, in a desperate attempt to avoid taking those eye drops that have the side effects of possibly giving me a unibrow and making me impotent, I’m scheduled to do laser surgery to help open up the pathways in my eyeballs in an attempt to help reduce the pressure.  Will it work?  Pppfft, remember who we’re talking about here.

Ok, so, that happened.  And worse yet, the doctor who gives me the news does it while tutoring an intern who just finished her residency, an intern in fact who could easily have been Jessica Alba’s sister, only unbelievably hotter looking.  Sporting granny glasses too.  Oh my.

So, rather than take the opportunity to ask her out, I’m instead shell shocked by the news I’ll go blind unless I take eye drops for the rest of my %^&*ing life, unable to speak because I’m too busy trying to man up and keep myself from bawling my eyes out in front of this gorgeous looking girl.

Just to add insult to injury, my blog keeps going down at erratic times during the day.  I get in touch with my host, who tells me in geekology how perfect their servers are and what an idiot I am.  So… I’m tearing my hair out trying to figure out why suddenly my blog suddenly disappears like a ghost in Sixth Sense, and coming up with nothing.  I’m so exasperated by this that another  hosting service provider actually felt sorry for me and offered me one month free hosting on their servers to troubleshoot things.  In the meantime I need to find a more permanent host that, unlike the British dweeb nozzles I was hosting with before, might actually know a thing or two about WordPress.

Ok, so, that happened too.  Yep, it’s definitely good to be back.

On the upside, I do have an upcoming trip planned for Los Angeles next week to BlogWorld LA, all expenses paid thanks to being sponsored again by Murphy USA, and incredibly enough, I have plans to meet two very beautiful women for either pastries or dinner.  Yaaaay!

Wait did I say two women?  I meant one, as one already flaked out on me.  Wait, did I say one?  I meant I have no plans to meet anyone.  Ah well, at least I’ll see Grahman’s Theater, and the Hollywood sign.  That’s something, right?  You know, assuming I don’t get hit by a train, or my airplane doesn’t land in the middle of the Pacific Ocean that is.

Yep, I’m just full of optimism these days.  I never should have left Colorado.

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2010 – FINALLY a year that didn’t suck flaming hogballs

For as long as I can remember, every time a year came to an end I would curse it, spit at it, then kick it in the groin and declare good riddance as I eagerly awaited for the ball to drop to finally put that crap year out of its misery.

But for the first time that I can remember, I’m actually sad to see the year go. Where the Zeros continuously served up one tall glass after another of FAIL, 2010 instead turned out to be a refreshing bowl of WIN, topped off with a sugary dose of AWESOME.

So what made this year so special? Well…

  • It began with my first ever trip to Boston last February. I had so much fun that I was effectively bitten by the travel bug, and I knew my life would never be the same again. My blog would also complete its metamorphosis from a blog where I whined about my failure of a life, to a blog about traveling and geocaching. Although I still whine every now and then, just to a slightly lesser degree. :-D
  • After that trip, I invested in completely upgrading my desktop for the first time in 8 years. I now have a powerhorse that can not only play all the latest games but also makes it SO much easier for me to work on my many blogging projects.
  • By this time (after purchasing my new computer) I was breaking records with the income I was generating from my blog. 2010 would prove to be the most lucrative year I’ve ever had in terms of sponsorships, revenues and giveaways I received as a direct result of blogging.
  • Then came the long awaited GPS cradle for the iPod Touch that I had been pining to get my hands on for months. This was one of the most CRUCIAL purchases I have ever made. It not only made it feasible to use my iPod for geocaching, but it also powered all my geolocation apps from Whrrl to Navigon. It allowed me to do everything I ever wanted to do with an actual iPhone, at least until it finally becomes available on the Verizon network (hopefully next month!)
  • And then came… the MACBOOK. If 2010 had been nothing but a pit of death and destruction, my MacBook’s arrival alone would have ensured that 2010 would still go down as the GREATEST year in history.
  • Although not as important or exciting, It’s still worth noting that this was the year my car received its 60,000 mile service. It’s one of the most extensive (and expensive) service jobs to ever have done for your car, but once it was out of the way I was confident I could rely on my beautiful ride for another 60,000 miles, as well as for the future road trips I was planning.
  • 2010 also marked the first time I ever went to a Drive-In movie theater. The movie sucked, but the food was teh awesum.
  • I would finally, at long last, transform my wardrobe from Walmart drags to Banana Republic/Gap awesomeness. Let it be known that from now on if a girl rejects me, I will at least have the consolation of knowing it wasn’t because I was donning a $5 sweatshirt from Wally World.
  • I also joined Collective Bias, a marketing agency that opened doors for new sponsorships, new possibilities for generating revenue for my blog, as well as a trip to Las Vegas to attend BlogWorld.
  • In October I began my first ever road trip, traveling over 4,000 miles to at least 14 different states. and at least 20 different cities. The experience will stay with me forever.
  • I experienced my first ever car accident too, just outside of Columbus, Ohio.
  • I hadn’t flown on an airplane since I was 14, but that streak was finally broken when I flew to Vegas to attend BlogWorld with my friend Casey. It was also the first time I have ever gone on a flight on my own.
  • And of course, VEGAS! Easily one of the noisiest, busiest and most unbearable cities I have ever been to. Not even the buffets could lure me back there again. The trip to Vegas also marked the first time I’ve ever attended a major conference like BlogWorld as well.
  • After 7 or more years, I would finally meet one of my closest friends, Casey, who discovered my previous blog circa 2003, and has been a thorn on my side ever since. :-D While in Arkansas I had the pleasure of meeting his wife, kids and parents, and in a unusual twist of fate we met up again only a few weeks later, this time on my home turf in New York. For you Psych enthusiasts, I am the Shawn to his Gus, and occasionally vice versa, although we don’t know what started first. It’s like the chicken or the egg, minus the chicken. And possibly the egg.
  • While in Las Vegas I could honestly say the biggest highlight of my trip was meeting Bailey of MakeoverMomma.com. To meet such a beautiful woman who was also hearing impaired like me, but so fiercely determined not to let that keep her down was inspiring. Meeting her family was also a treat and gives me a reason now to visit Virginia in the future. I am so blessed to have her as a friend as well.
  • And finally, I would close the year out with a trip to New Hampshire for an early Christmas getaway, where I took an unbelievable driving tour of the gorgeous White Mountains and feasted on the bestest nachos and pancakes evahs!!11!1 The trip also gave me the occasion to meet yet another Internet friend, who by now I’m sure regrets that decision. LOL, I keed, I keed… I hope.

After all that, it makes me wonder how 2011 will stack up in comparison. Can the new year continue to carry the torch of awesomeness just as 2010 did? There’s certainly a lot expected to happen for 2011 that makes me hopeful. For one, it will mark the arrival of the iPhone on Verizon. YES, YES, THANK YOU GOD, YES.

Not only that but I will probably purchase my first iPad too when the second generation comes out, completing my trifecta of owning an iPhone, MacBook and iPad. I will be an unstoppable force of ubergeekness then.

I also have a few trips and meetups planned already, beginning with a meetup with Bailey in the city in January, then again in February when she comes to attend the fashion show. I trust by then she can sneak me in so I can ensconce myself in a sea of the world’s hottest models, where any one of them could be looking for a downtown man like me. Just like Billy Joel says, so it must be true! :-D

After that I would immediately flee New York (on Valentine’s Day no less) for a trip to Portland, Maine (and possibly beyond), a return to New Hampshire for a day or two, and finally a four day stay at Boston, where everybody knows my name, and they’re always glad I came.

March will be even crazier with a flight to Texas(!!!), where I meet up with Casey again at SXSW for a few days of Texan BBQ, funsies, and possible new networking contacts (read: people who can save me from my current dead-end job.) After SXSW I might rent a car and take a drive from Austin to Dallas for a few extra days of sightseeing around the state before returning home.

In April or May I’m planning another trip to Tennessee for a week long stay in the Smokies, hoping this time around I’ll have a chance to explore Knoxville and some of the surrounding areas before vegging out once again in a gorgeous luxury log cabin. Tee hee. It will also give me a chance to stay in Virginia for a night and meet Bailey and her family again (at which point I have to think that they’re all going to get sick of me by then, lolz.)

After that things get a little fuzzy. There’s a travel blog conference taking place in Vancouver in June and as much as I want to visit the city, I’m not sure it might be worth the investment then. There’s also the tornado chasing expedition I want to join in late June or July in Colorado, something I need to keep hush hush because my mother would be very upset if she knew what I was up to.

I do know it’s a given I’m going to be in either Colorado or somewhere in the Rockies for my 35th birthday in August, because there is absolutely no way in HELL that I am going to be celebrating that here in stinky New York.

2011 could also possibly be the year I travel abroad for the first time. My friend Casey will be traveling to Germany sometime in the fall and I may (permission pending) tag along for the ride, presuming there’s enough room in the trunk to hold me.

The only downside I’m seeing for 2011 has to do with my blog. Despite the record breaking year I had in generating income from it, my traffic level actually went DOWN by 10 percent for the year, and Google reduced my ranking from a PageRank of a studly 5 to a paltry 3, effectively setting all my efforts to bring in traffic back 2 years. Thanks Google! Motherf—- but anyhow, something will have to give in 2011, otherwise my blogging income will eventually evaporate, along with my dreams of becoming a full-time and self-employed blogger AND my ability to travel on a semi-regular basis.

For 2011, it’s make or break time. Bring it, baby.

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You’re In My Town Now

A little over a week ago my friend from Arkansas had to do another business trip for Murphy USA, this time to New York. I had already visited him on his turf in Arkansas, and now he would be visiting mine.

After picking him up at LaGuardia, we headed into the city towards the Marriott where he was staying, where I promptly got trapped in the traffic surrounding Times Square. Yeesh.

I haven’t been to Times Square in a while, and now I remember why: the constant soliciting and the immense crowds were a far departure from the quieter financial district downtown, where I usually hung out on the weekends.

Still, at least it wasn’t Vegas. :-D

TGi Fridays with Friend

Dude, get off the iPhone.

We had a chance to visit a few stores and then ride the subway uptown to Rockefeller Center. Our timing was impeccable: it was election night and the NBC building was ablaze in patriotic colors. I loved how the lighting hit the autumn colored leaves and tried to capture as much of it as I could with my camera.

Autumn Leaves at Night at Rockefeller Center

Oooooooooh...

You know, I actually like Manhattan, and despite our drug induced moonbattery in trying to emulate California in all our crazy ways, it occurred to me that the only part of New York that I absolutely and truly despised was Long Island. I loved upstate, I loved Manhattan, heck I even like Staten Island. But Long Island? May a tidal wave either bury it or an earthquake plunge it into the inner depths of the Earth’s core. Alas, the pure venom that I spew at the very mention of the polluted filth that is Long Island is something I will have to reserve for another day.

Cheesecake at the Marriott in Times Square

Having cheesecake at the Marriott in Times Square. Deeeeelish!

Showing my friend around, I realized how much I miss being in the city, and if I had my way I’d be here nearly every day. Unlike a quick jaunt into Cincinnati though or another likewise midwestern city, it easily costs me $20 and more just to get to downtown. The Long Island Railroad charges $8 each way (and that’s off peak, mind you) while to drive would cost me about $10 in gas, and then from there another $15 to God only knows how much for parking. It’s a disgrace, and only adds to the misery and the feeling of being trapped out here.

Still, I got a bad case of the wanderlust. Even if it was just the city next door, I would take any kind of change in scenery just to keep myself from going insane.

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