“Yo Linc! We just got a BOLO for a guy who’s White, Black, Asian, Hispanic and Indian.”

I snickered.

“No, seriously, we really got a BOLO for a guy who’s White, Black, Asian, Hispanic and Indian.” He showed me the printout.

“What the f-”

“Is that not messed up?”

“So… he’s a multicultural fugitive?” I rolled my eyes.

Sheesh, this job sometimes…