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I’m so loaded I can afford a semi-luxury weekend getaway to Colorado once a month

Just thought I’d put that out there should a hot babe be reading this and pondering over whether I’m somebody she might want to get to know, if ya know what I mean (and I think you do.)

Anyhoo, I do hope to make this a habit of some sort, any time life really has me down (which is pretty much every day), it’d be good to know there’s a little cabin out there, nestled deep in the mountains that I can escape to where I can recharge and feel like myself again.  Not to mention it’d also help reduce the urge to want to blow this planet up with a doomsday weapon of some sort.

After the extensive research I’ve done learning about the areas surrounding Denver (such as Summit County, the Front Range, and so on), I was able to see distinctions in the type of specialty lodging available based on region.  Rocky Mountain National Park, particularly Estes Park seems to be ground zero for log cabin rentals, a sizable amount of which are maintained by commercial properties rather than private owners.  Areas such as Vail, Keystone, Breckenridge and so on are more ski resort oriented, most of the nontraditional lodging in these areas appear to be condos rather than log cabins.  It’s still possible to find a log cabin rental sprinkled here and there throughout these regions, but they tend to be rented out by private owners rather than a commercial property.  Interesting.  I was able to find a few of them via Homeaway.com and VRBO.com, and drew up a list of the most attractive ( and cheapest rentals) I could find.  Hopefully I’ll be able to settle on one while it’s still available for the weekend I’m planning.

Unfiltered, there are a TON of vacation rentals to choose from, so it helps that my needs were particularly specific.  The cabin must have:

  • A)  A REAL mountain view
  • B)  High speed internet access
  • C)  A PRIVATE outdoor hot tub (none of this community sharing with people who have cooties nonsense)
  • D)  A fireplace
  • E)  Somewhat secluded from nearby neighbors
  • F) Within driving distance of civilization so I can enjoy tasty boigas and ice cream

See, I have such simple needs.  :-D

Cabin rentals that have all that are a dime a dozen in Tennessee’s mountains, but for some reason it’s harder to  pick them out in Colorado, I’m guessing because so many are run by private owners rather than a centralized rental agency.

It also makes me wonder: maybe I should consider saving up to not merely rent a cabin in Colorado, but BUY one.  Or at least a condo with all the amenities I like.  Give myself some kind of foothold in the state that would allow me a chance to move there permanently.  It’s a thought.

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I have decided to be a man about things and run away (to the mountains)

The dating world, my job, and pretty much all of life itself has me so disgusted right that I just want to run away and hide from the world for a while, even if it’s just for a few days.

When I’m feeling like this, only the mountains really help me feel better.  Not the beach, mind you, partly I think because as a result of living on Long Island even the mere thought of anything remotely resembling a beach sends me into a fit of unhinged rage, so nope, gotta be the mountains.  Always has been, and always where my heart will be.

So I thought about my work schedule and the feasibility of getting away somewhere on a semi-regular basis when I get my extended weekend off.  (Every other week I get 4 days off from work.  Don’t you just hate me now?  :-D)  Anyhoo, I basically have two options: either flying, or saving the cost of airfare and a car rental by taking a short trip to one of the nearby mountain ranges within driving distance of New York.

I do love driving on the open road though, so I’ve considered a few possibilities:

White Mountains in New Hampshire:  they’re easily the highest mountain range in New England, and I always have a blast every time I visit New Hampshire, so it’s definitely a strong possibility.  But when I think “getaway” I’m thinking luxury cabin rental, complete with fireplace, jacuzzi, wi-fi, and neatly snuggled somewhere on the mountainside with a glorious view.  New Hampshire seems to be more of a Bed and Breakfast hotspot than a log cabin destination though, so I probably won’t go that route.

Near Mt. Washington

Where's the log cabins???

Adirondacks in New York:  I know this region like the back of my hand now.  And while I love Lake George, it’s a bit too commercial for my tastes, so I’m considering Lake Placid instead, which is nestled more deeply in the epicenter of the Adirondacks and has just the right balance of rustic and civilization that I tend to favor.

Mirror Lake Really Does Show Mirrors

Only problem, it's still New York.

Catskills in New York:  I’m not sure why I continue to blow right past this area on my way to the Adirondacks, despite its convenient proximity to New York City and Long Island, but I do.  Could be a bad experience I once had as a kid when my father dragged me and momsie up there to go fishing, only to spend the whole time there futilely looking for a fishing spot that WASN’T declared illegal by the state or required a permit.  Dweeb.  I haven’t been back since, but maybe I should give it a second look.

Mount Greylock in Massachusetts:  Imagine my surprise when I discovered that Massachusetts actually had mountains.  Greylock though is virtually a solitary mountain surrounded by land flat as a pancake.  It’s actually pretty weird to look at, particularly from Williamstown, but it’s a mountain.  The area that intrigues me though is the Route 2 byway that snakes through North Adams and Williamstown.  It offered some breathtakingly sweeping views of the northwestern valleys of Massachusetts, and I remember passing by a hotel/restaurant while I was there that was perched on a cliffside and thinking, “Man, I’d love to stay there for a night or two.”  I would probably get too bored after the first night though.

Near the Mohawk Trail

Off the Mohawk Trail (Route 2) . But is it mountainy enough?

Finally, I’ve thought of the Smokies in Tennessee too, but it’s just too far for a weekend getaway thing, even if they are THE place to go for luxury log cabin rentals.

If I decide to fly however, I have only one destination in mind:  COLORADO.  OH YEAH.

AMERICA, #$%^ YEAH

In fact, despite the added costs I’m really surprised just how easy it was for me to hop on a Frontier plane and head off to Denver, then bus to downtown and pick up a rental for cheap.  It’s actually worth the added costs that I’d do this every month at the sacrifice of visiting other areas in the country (and world.)  Yeah, I really loved Colorado that much.  The only unknown is where to go after I land and grab my car.

If you’re experts on getaways in Colorado within driving distance of Denver hit me up with some knowledge.  I need the inside scoop on cabin rentals that offer the same amenities I enjoyed when I was renting one in Tennessee, complete with jacuzzis (both inside AND out, tee hee), fireplace, LCD TVs, semi-secluded, yet with unobstructed views of sweet, gloriously purple mountains crowning my good with some brotherhood, youknowwhatimsayin?

Right now I’m checking out Estes Park as a possibility, though I like what I’m reading about Breckenridge too, which is close enough that I could revisit Pikes Peak near Colorado Springs if I have the time.  Mostly though, I think I just want to soak in a jacuzzi and watch the mountains put on a show and forget about the world.  Guess I’ll just have to keep researching and see what I come up with.

If you have some ideas or you have a favorite mountain getaway of your own you’d like to share, let me know in the comments.  :-)

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Zooming through Mesa Verde and Durango

After three days in Telluride it was time to pull anchor and make my way to Ouray, where I’d spend another three days of mountain bliss before hightailing it to Colorado Springs.

Telluride is literally only 10 miles from Ouray, that is, if you don’t mind jeep trekking through Himalayan-like terrain to get from here to there, otherwise it’s a 50 mile 1+ hour drive by car.

I opted to go south so I could swing by Mesa Verde and visit the cliff ruins, then take a quick peak at Durango before finally settling in at Ouray.

San Juan Mountains

The San Juan mountains seen driving south from Telluride. So purdy.

It made for some gorgeous driving too, so much that I really had to make a concerted effort not to keep stopping all the time.  Eventually the terrain started to flatten out and I reached the Mesa Verde park, thinking my time here wouldn’t amount to more than 15 minutes of gawking at the ruins.  Um, not quite.

Mesa Verde!

The entrance to Mesa Verde

After I got the map from the park ranger at the entrance, my jaw dropped when I saw it would be a 20 mile drive just to get to the FIRST site.  20 miles!??!!?   Uggghhhhhhhh…

I was already here though, so I bit the bullet and continued to meander WAY up there, where the roads hugged the cliffs and swung sharply in all directions.  The views were so hypnotic I had to slow to a crawl at times lest I find myself driving right into open space.

Eventually I reached the core of the park, stopping occasionally to look at some of the Pueblo pits that were still preserved, and taking pictures of the Cliff Palace that could be seen from the distance.  Unfortunately you have to take a guided tour to visit the site, but there was another set of ruins called the Spruce Tree House that was self-guided.  Works for me.

Remains where ceremonies took place

Spruce Tree House from a distance

Getting down there was pretty easy, the walkway was well paved and located behind a tourist center/museum.  It’s a steep incline though, so be prepared to heave and ho when you have to walk back up again.  Oy.

Deep in the cliffs

Where’s the mall?

Even though I spent MUCH more time here than I originally planned, it was fascinating to walk through these ruins and imagine a life without iPhones, cable TV, pizza and indoor plumbing.  On the upside though, at least eHarmony didn’t exist either.

I finally left and cruised onward until I arrived at Durango for lunch, the site of the famous Durango-Silverton Railroad too.  Unfortunately those train rides literally last 8 hours round trip, so I never did get a chance to take a trip while I was close by.  Ah well, gives me something to look forward to for next time.

Durango Train

Someday, baby, someday…

Durango seemed like an average modern town that just happens to enjoy close proximity to the San Juans, with the usual stretch of national retail stores and food chains.  Pretty clean too, at least compared the crap towns I usually see on Long Guuuyland.  There was no compelling need to stick around after lunch, so I continued north and onward until at long last I arrived in Ouray.

I have to say, as far as taking a lazy drive goes, this is probably one of the best areas of the country to do it.  The only thing missing is the beach, but since I hated the beach I wasn’t missing anything at all really.

I don’t doubt that I’ll be able to return here in the future, but I do pray that the next time I visit, it will be to stay for good.

Yes, I could definitely live here!!

Mountains as seen midway between Durango and Ouray.  Excuse me sir, is that cabin for sale?

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Washing my Jammies in Telluride

I came under the cover of night when I finally arrived at the Hotel Madeline in Mountain Village, so I wasn’t fully cognizant of my surroundings until the next morning, when I had my rental brought out and cruised down the mountain road to visit downtown Telluride.

Morning in Telluride

WHOA

Telluride has sort of a dual personality, divided between the town itself and Mountain Village, which are connected to each other via a meandering road and a free gondola line.  About midway down from Mountain Village there’s a place where you can park to enjoy a panoramic view of valleys, mountains and streams (shown above).  I sat here and sipped my morning coffee for a good long while, understanding now why Telluride was such a popular draw for celebrities.  These are million dollar views, yo.

Telluride Downtown

It’s even better without snow!

I hit downtown and pranced around a bit in the morning sun, although I also had a mission to complete.  Because I had arrived on a Saturday my hotel’s laundry service was closed, so I needed to find a laundromat to get my funky undies washed and blow torched.

Except that, there are no laundromats in Telluride.  None.  Zero.  Zippy.  Nadda.  Rien.  Niente.

At this point I was starting to get a little panicky.  There had to be SOMETHING around here, so I fired up my iPhone and did a 411-like search, one which lead to a dead end, and another that led to a dry cleaner, which fortunately also offered regular laundry service too.  WHEW…

I walked in with my laundry bag and handed it over to a cute brunette sporting a nose ring and bedazzled fingernails.  The fact that she would be washing my Superman jammers all but assured me that I will have now seen more action in Colorado than I have in 20 years of unsuccessful dating in New York.  I love this state.

After I dropped off my jammers I headed back to Telluride and had lunch at the Sheridan:

Not exactly a filling lunch

Wow, so this is what rich people food looks like!

Then took a walk around and discovered the Mahr building, the very same building that once housed a bank where Butch Cassidy pulled off his first ever robbery.  Awesome.

The Mahr Building

Jesus saves, but Butch Cassidy withdraws!

Despite skiing being Telluride’s main draw (it’s also referred to as South Aspen by Colorado natives), the town does attract a lot of festivals as well, so there’s always something going on to keep people busy.  When I arrived they were hosting a conference for photographers, who could be seen all over town hoisting ridiculously sized cameras over their shoulders and taking shots of the buildings and landscape.

Even then, the combination of warm weather and it being off-season was perfect for me.  Stores were still open and there were hardly any annoying tourists around to bother me.  Even teh doggehs were mellowing out:

Awwwwwww...

Awwwwwwwwwww whooooosaaaagoodboooyy,whoooOOossaaa goooood lil’ booooooy?

Good thing too, because I needed to rest in a bad way.  I had literally driven thousands of miles before finally stopping to catch my breath here, so I was more than ready to be a right lazy weenieball.  And you know what that means:  Free gondola rides!!!

And gondola I did.  Repeatedly.  All… day… long.  It was free, and the views were second to none, so why not?

Telluride from a distance

Telluride as seen from the gondola. Why get off?

Sometimes I rode with a few mountain bikers and tourists, striking a few friendly conversations, but I usually had the gondola all to myself, so I was spread eagle, baby.  The aspen trees were nearly in peak autumn form, while recent snow blanketed the mountains here with a fresh batch of white.  I really couldn’t have asked for much more.

San Juan Mountains from the gondola

Now THIS is a mountain. Not like them gay fruity hills I see back in upstate New York.

The next few days were pretty much a hodge podge of riding the gondola back and forth between Mountain Village and Telluride, visiting the museum, geocaching, and lots of pancake eating tossed in between.  Ahhhh, I miss it already.  Fortunately I wouldn’t be done with the San Juan mountains yet, as I’d spend the next three days in Ouray, with a stop at Mesa Verde and Durango along the way.

Follow the Yellow Brick Road!

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, where the dogs of society howled! You know you can’t plant me in your penthouse, so I’m going back to my plough…

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Comfortably boxed in at Box Canyon Lodge

The owners of the Box Canyon Lodge in Ouray, Colorado were gracious enough to offer me a complimentary stay at their hotel while I explored the area, and though my original itinerary didn’t involve much more than merely passing through the small city on the way back to Denver, I’m now actually disappointed that I couldn’t stay here longer.

Box Canyon Lodge

I almost passed THIS up??

Ouray is billed as the Switzerland of America due to the similarities in terrain, enclosed on nearly all sides by steep mountains with only a narrow valley providing entrance and exit from the region.  You are literally cocooned from the rest of the world here, and that’s just the way I (and I suspect many other visitors) like it.

City of Ouray

Yep, I distinctly see a city in there somewhere..

Box Canyon Lodge is one of the few lodging establishments with a license to use the hot springs of Ouray, harnessing the mineral-rich water to fuel the hot tubs they offer to their guests.  Passing up a chance to soak in the tubs here is like passing up a chance to sit on Mickey Mouse’s lap at Disney World.   If you have a bucket list, add the hot tubs of Box Canyon Lodge to the list.  Trust me.

Hot tubs of Box Canyon Lodge

Seriously, why would anyone leave?

My room was situated on the second floor with a generous view of the mountainside, large and clean with cute saloon doors that separates the bathroom from the rest.  The Wi-Fi signal was perfect (thank you GOD), while electrical outlets were conveniently located near the dining table, allowing me to charge all my slim shady gadgets with ease.  The furniture arrangement made it easy for me to relax by the window and enjoy the views while typing away on my MacBook and sipping on my delicious coffee from nearby Artisan Bakery.  The Hilton could have never measured up here.

Mountain view in Ouray

The view from my room. Notice the rainbow.

The staff is also quite friendly and eager to please, quick to offer suggestions on what to do in Ouray while offering fun prizes to guests who can correctly figure out the water temperatures of the hotel’s hot tubs.

One of  the entrances to the waterfalls of Ouray (Box Canyon Falls) is literally right next to the lodge too.  It’s actually the exit path for the park, but you can freely walk in if you want.  If you’re lazy like me though, you can still take the long way around to drive to the official entrance, then leave and immediately find yourself back at the lodge again.  The hotel is pretty busy though, so be prepared to lose your parking space.  I did find it encouraging that despite its busyness, the atmosphere was very quiet and serene, almost as if the mountains, like a stern librarian, had reduced us all to speaking in mere whispers so as not to disturb the sanctity  of this holy place.

Box Canyon Falls

So tempted to do a cannonball here...

Ouray is also considered the jeep driving capital of the world, and there are no lack of places in town from which you can either rent a jeep or participate in a jeep tour to visit some of the more popular scenic areas surrounding Ouray, including Yankee Boy Basin, Black Bear Road, and the Alpine Loop.  Do note that guard rails are considered luxuries here, so if you’re not keen on the prospect of cliffside driving on rocky terrain, well, there’s always ice climbing instead (another pastime Ouray is famously renowned for.)

Fortunately for those like me, (whose idea of extreme sports or activities is a hike in town to the nearest coffeehouse), Ouray offers plenty of options that allows us to keep both our feets planted firmly on the ground.  Or in the water too, as in the water of Ouray’s hot springs park, so neatly kept and maintained that I thought it was actually a typically manmade town pool.  Only the blackness of the steaming hot water gave away its natural origins.

Ouray is also the sight of the northern entrance to the famous Million Dollar Highway, reportedly named as such because of the precious metals once transported on a regular basis via this stretch between Ouray and Silverton.  The road is well paved and not as harrowing as the cliffside driving of say, Alpine Loop, but it does make one wonder what the locals seem to have against using guard rails.  Guard rails are our friends after all.

Million Dollar Highway

Don't take any wrong turns here. No, seriously.

Still, I didn’t find it overly terrifying to drive on, even in the rain, and this is coming from somebody who has issues with heights.  There were some moments where the road seems to disappear altogether, but they go by quickly, and more often than not I found myself driving on level ground rather than along a cliff.  It’s worth it to drive slowly and pull into a turn off whenever you can so you can fully appreciate the scenery here.  The views you will find of an endless valley of roads, mountains, wisping clouds and the breezing movements of Aspen trees absolutely demand it.

Million Dollar Views

Now that's what I call a scenic drive.

Once conquering the Million Dollar Highway, you can spend some time in nearby Silverton to experience the Old Hundred Gold Mine Tours, or explore nearby ghost towns such as Animas Fork (provided you’re in a jeep or doing a jeep tour).  Even Hillside Cemetery is worth a visit in Silverton, hosting some of the most intriguing inscriptions you may ever see on its gravestones.

North of Ouray and minutes away lies Ridgway, an equally small city hosting rodeos and other western themed activities for visitors to enjoy.  While the stretch between Ouray and Ridgway is not as scenic as the Million Dollar Highway, returning south back to Ouray offered a panoramic view of the San Juan mountains that will stay with me for a long, long time.

Driving on the road to Ouray

Driving south to Ouray from Ridgway

If hiking and camping is your thing, Ouray boasts an impressive series of nearby trail systems (such as the Perimeter Trail), which tunnel through mountains, loop around canyons, cross over creeks and streams, and provides the earnest hiker with views of rock formations impressively spanning a full rainbow spectrum of vibrant colors.  Campgrounds and RV parks are also well maintained and consistently receive rave reviews from visitors who crave the outdoors.

Deers eating

Don't mind us, we're just mowing the lawn here...

For dining, Ouray offers quite a few options, from Duckett’s Market if you need groceries (make sure to get there before six when they close) to the Bon Ton Restaurant, a local favorite that often requires reservations in advance, or the perhaps The Outlaw to enjoy tasty western steaks and friendly chats with its resident bartender.  For breakfast, do stop by at either the Artisan Bakery for fresh pastries and coffee that even satisfies finicky coffee drinkers like me, or Mouse’s Chocolates for an array of handmade truffles, curiously flavored shakes, and scrap cookies made from the left over ingredients of the day.  Like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

In spite of the numerous outdoor-centric activities Ouray offers, it’s easy to forget that sometimes we don’t come to do it all, but to get AWAY from it all.  If ever a place offered that true getaway feeling, it would be Ouray.

But alas, after only three days a melancholy mood has set in, knowing I must take my leave in the morning and eventually make my way to Denver for the flight back home.  Still, I will remember that there is another home in the mountains of Colorado, one that will always beckon for me to return and ever eager to embrace me in the warmth of its hot springs.

And its hot tubs.

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