Tag Archive: money

Wanna know how I show my generosity?

By being an absent-minded schmuck monkey, that’s how. You know how you can opt for “cash back” when you use your debit card at the supermarket? I needed some cash so I could use the vending machines at work the other day, so I punched in for $10, took my receipt and groceries, then walked…

How can a guy who has no life be so busy?

The question for the ages. :-D Actually I’ve been working behind the scenes trying to boost my traffic levels (with less than stellar success I might add), and also working to get another ad network going to fill my ad spaces. I’m actually amazed by the income ratio I’m seeing so far. If it continues…

The Easiest Way to Make Money

A visitor to my blog sent this email: Name: kunki Message: I want to learn how to make money. Thank you My response: Dear kunki, Get a job. Warmest regards, Lincoln P.S. That advice didn’t come free. Please send me $10 payment via Paypal or I will send green monkeys after you.

The Price of Love

So it’s looking like my server isn’t even going to be upgraded until Wednesday. Well screw it then. I’ll just continue blogging until I go out in a blaze of glory. And oh, what’s this? The governor of New York allegedly gets caught hooking up with an alleged hoochie coochie ring, placing an alleged order…

Why I’ll Never Be An Affiliate Marketer

Based on my observations on how people make money online, one of the largest streams of income tend to come from affiliate marketing. I figured if I was ever going to make a living off the Internet myself, most of my attention and efforts would have to focus on generating commissions for affiliate programs I…

Forced to Fight

Well I didn’t ask for it, but I’m now in the middle of a poop storm, and I’m gonna have to fight my way out of it. I’ll tell you something though: I hate unions. @#% hate ‘em. They steal my money by calling it dues, then use it to fund political candidates I can’t…

I Hate Web Design

I just spent the last few days squashing some of the remaining bugs on my site, and I’m telling ya, these were cyber cockroaches from hell. I stomp one bug, and another one shows up, stomp that one, then another shows up. It’s the kind of thing that could suck up whole days of my…

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