Tag Archive: match

Help me create a fake eHarmony profile!

Previously I signed up for eHarmony’s 3 month special where you pay “only” $19.95 a month for three months. I’ve been so fed up with this service and the quality of matches they sent me that I figured I could cancel early before the second month started and get refunded for the months I didn’t…

How to get women to reject you

So I get another eHarmony match, but this one lived too far away and was way too tall (women who are taller than me are freaks of nature and threaten my sense of manhood.) But she sent me a questionnaire indicating interest, so I saw a perfect opportunity to make her think she was rejecting…

I’m an idiot

Yep, there’s really no other explanation for why I keep going back to online dating sites. As much as I bashed and thrashed eHarmony in the past, what do I do? I sign up for another 3 month account. After seeing the truly bizarre matches I’ve been getting, I came to my senses before it…

Just another night…

So how are ya Linc? Well, gee let’s see here, I’m eating triple chocolate Nestle ice cream, which has melted messy drips onto my keyboard and sullied my what used to be brilliant white t-shirt, checking my email every 15 seconds in the vain hope that the girl I just contacted on Match.com will soon…

Speaking into the void…

Well my Match.com account expired today. About a month earlier I plopped 30 greens to subscribe to the service because I came across a profile that really interested me. She hit on all the right notes: pretty, ultra-conservative, clearly expressing devout Christian beliefs, and was an intellectual at heart. I’ve scoured hundreds of different profiles…

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