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POSTED: July 18, 2008 at 6:25 pm / Popularity: 1%

Oprah’s Guests Makes Me Want To Break Stuff And Kill People

I have no idea when this crap aired, but evidently there was a show highlighting the dating woes of 30-something women, which somehow devolved into how Islam is great and we should all go ass up 5 times a day and change our names to Ahmed Akalahu Mukababah Habib Al Mulla Wulla (or some such 50 syllable name that’s guaranteed not to fit on a standard criminal rap sheet…..

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POSTED: July 16, 2008 at 9:44 pm / Popularity: 2%

Why Church People Should Die

Every now and then I’m reminded that I don’t have the suckiest life in existence, and there are worst things in this world than being a virginal weenie tot who can’t get a girl to pay attention to him for more than .25 seconds.

The latest reminder came when a friend of mine told me about an old buddy of his who was currently going through a rough…..

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POSTED: March 26, 2008 at 7:14 pm / Popularity: 7%

I hope you smokin’ hot girls are paying attention!


A new study reveals that women who wed men who are uglier than they will have a happier marriage than those with a more attractive mate.

In couples where the wife is the hotter one, both parties seem to be content, found a study of 82 newlywed duos in the Journal of Family Psychology.


Source: NY Daily News

 

Well yippie kai yay for normally b.s. psycho studies. I think…..

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POSTED: January 15, 2008 at 11:25 pm / Popularity: 8%

If your fiance picks out this cake for your future wedding…

divorcecake

Then I would suggest you run for your F*&%ing life, and don’t look back. [tags]wedding cake, wedding, fiance, marriage, divorce, funny[/tags]

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POSTED: October 4, 2007 at 8:29 pm / Popularity: 7%

Expanding The Dating Pool

Got an email today from a dating service inviting me to join their affiliate program. Yawn.

But then I noticed this:

Ashley Madison is the premiere online dating agency of its kind designed for people in a relationship, either married or otherwise, who are interested in having romantic and intriguing experiences outside of their relationship…

:wideeyed: Holy jumping jiminy jam jimbos…

It does beg the question…..

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POSTED: September 12, 2007 at 8:00 am / Popularity: 8%

Using My Blog to Find Love (or at least a date)

Romance Tracker recently grabbed my attention with their list of three simple ways you can use your blog to get a date:

Hey, being addicted to blogging is a lot like being in love, which we’ve covered on Romance Tracker before. But regardless of how great a relationship you have with your blog, it will never hold your hand or snuggle with you at night . . . and…..

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