“You’re late Linc.”
“Sorry boss, I forgot that we moved the clocks ahead an hour already.”
“That was done in March.”
“See? Just goes to show how behind I am on the times.”
He sighed and walked away, mumbling “*&%# little smart@$$ piece of —-.”
Or something like that I think. 
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Categories: In The Coal Mine
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I had one of those nights where I would wake up early, look at the clock… and then go right back to sleep again.
Actually it’s like that every night, only I did it three times in a row today. When I finally did get up, it was a race against time as I blazed down the highways at warp speed so I wouldn’t be late for work. Considering how close I was already cutting it, I probably shouldn’t have stopped by the local market to pick up some DVD rentals and grub on the way. 
I snuck inside 15 minutes late, checked the logbook and noticed no one had signed in since 9AM.
Hmmmmmmmm….
So I signed in an hour before my shift was slated to start, then messed up my desk to make it look like I had already been here for a while.
Looks like I’ll be going home early tonight, just in time for the holiday weekend too. 
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So tired, so sad.... man I'm just too young to be singing.... the bluuuuuuuuuuuuuues, WooOOOoOOoOoOoo, AHhhHHHHHhhhHh!
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