So today I came across this video: Have you noticed, whenever you can see the driver, it’s always a woman? Watch the last one too, you just KNOW that was a dude who did it. Awesome. So anyway, I show it to my male coworker, and we get to a discussion about how women are…

I was at my desk working checking my emails when I suddenly felt a hand on my shoulder and jumped 3 feet up in the air. “Ooo, I’m sorry Linkie!” It was Karen, looking very pretty, and very married as usual. “Oh hey, what’s up?” “I was wondering if you could run these names for…

“Linc, Karen wants to see you.” Hmmm… she’s married, but maybe she finally came to her senses? Oh yeah, I can see it now: “Oh Linkie poo, I was so wrong about him!” She runs right into my arms for manly comfort. “He’s such an abusive, unfaithful, ugly loser, but I realize now that you…