Tag Archive: john mccain

Election Day Timeline – What To Expect

Do you believe in miracles?

Beginning in the afternoon exit poll results will start rolling in, and if the pattern follows 2004, it will probably project heavy wins for Obama. Slate initially reported Kerry winning 7 states (names in bold indicate states Kerry actually lost): Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, Minnesota and New Mexico, and Bush winning 3: Nevada, North…

Enjoying the last few days of freedom? (And a final plea to Obama Supporters)

This presidential election is sadly overshadowing everything else happening in my life right now. While I plan to go out and enjoy the fall foliage while it is still at its peak, I wonder if these last few days before the election will mark the last time I’ll ever be able to enjoy an autumn…

McCain WINS Election By ONE Vote, As A Result of Yours Truly =D

Note: I wonder when they’ll realize I actually DID vote, only I voted for the other guy.

2nd Presidental Debate: A Draw That Ultimately Helps McCain

Tonight’s debate was in a word, boooooooooooooooooooring! Both men did much better than last time, but I was hoping against hope that McCain would come out and basically slice Obama’s balls off, cram them down his throat and then pull it out his ass. Didn’t quite happen that way. The biggest disappointment was McCain’s refusal…

Voting With My Coffee!

7-11 has this thing going where you can vote for your candidate by either picking a coffee cup for Satan’s Mini-Me (Obama) or for Sarah Palin’s running mate. I went in this morning and noticed a shriveled up looking hag picking a cup for Obama. I picked up a McCain cup and cheerfully poured my…

Sarah Palin is the most adorable, infectiously lovable politician in the history of mankind

Seriously, how can people dig up the level of vile spittle-spewing hatred that they have for Sarah Palin? It’s one thing to disagree with her politics, but hating on her like she’s Satan makes me think you are all completely deranged out of your drug altered minds. Really, get a life weenies. Last night I…

I Want To Be Sarah Palin’s Love Slave

sarah-palin

It’s no secret that I’ve been raging against all things estrogen for the better part of the year now, having given up on the female race as being entirely irredeemable and utterly given over to the cause of evil. And then someone like Sarah Palin comes along and helps me restore my faith somewhat. Maybe,…

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