There’s nothing quite as hilarious as watching a bunch of Cowgirls fans bawling their eyes out over their upset loss to the Giants, even if it is in jest:

I don’t expect that the Giants will be able to pull off another upset victory against Green Bay next week, but fortunately I happen to like the Packers, and after the kind of year Brett Favre’s had, the man has earned it.

Jessica Simpson talks about her loneliness, where she also denies being in love again.

My response: Who gives a rat’s @$$?

Honestly, why do I need to know about what’s going on in the head of the ditziest, damned stupidest blondish whorebag to have ever graced planet earth since Courtney Love? Am I missing something here? Because she’s hot you say? Sure… after about 100 touchups in Adobe Photoshop and 10 beers or so, I’d be obliged to agree. But please, can’t we just let this squeaky voiced bimbo finally fade into oblivion for the sake of us humans? She can take her equally ditzy sister and pimp daddy along with her too.

Crikey.