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The Naked Truth

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An Early Christmas Present

As each year draws to a close, I find myself losing more and more hope that I’ll ever find my future beloved. She exists only in a dream, her warmth and love such that only a woman can give was something I would never experience in real life. Any experience I’ve had with the opposite…

The Most Horrible News Ever

A dark figure approached me today, his deep voice uttering words I never wanted to hear: “Linc, Jessica Alba is back with her boyfriend, and pregnant.” “No. That’s not true. It’s impossible!” “Search your feelings. You know it to be true.” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!”

A Meme of Thanks

The comely Rachel from Just Something to Think About tagged me up with a Giving Thanks Meme, and while Thanksgiving has already come and gone, I guess I can reiterate some of the things I’ve been thankful for. Here’s my top five: 1. Being alive, which is solid proof that God still doesn’t hate me…

Fade to Pink

Bear

I won a prize! No, it wasn’t money. No it wasn’t a date with Jessica Alba. So what did I win you ask? Lookie here: Yep, in what I am now convinced is a global conspiracy to obliterate whatever ounce of manhood I had left over from 31 years of pain, agony, and surviving Backstreet…

I’m an idiot

Yep, there’s really no other explanation for why I keep going back to online dating sites. As much as I bashed and thrashed eHarmony in the past, what do I do? I sign up for another 3 month account. After seeing the truly bizarre matches I’ve been getting, I came to my senses before it…

A fork in the road

I was recently accepted into a part time program at a nearby law school. But I’m not THAT thrilled about it. One of the reasons why is because I still haven’t made up my mind about law school. Regardless, this presents a far better opportunity than I had before. I won’t have to quit my…

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