Mickey walked into work today, and I saw right away that he was in tremendous pain. He looked at me with grief stricken eyes.

“Awww, come here.” I went and put my arms around him. No longer able to contain his emotions, he held me tightly and broke down crying.

“There, there, everything’s gonna be ok. Don’t you worry now.”

“…..why????” He said between sobs. “WHY????”

“It’s ok, everything’s gonna be ok.” I hummed a gentle lullaby to calm him down. “Doo doo dooo doooooo dooo…..”

So why was Mickey in such awful pain? Because, dear readers, my coworker… is a New York Mets fan.

Looks like Google’s PageRank is being replaced.

“Dude, why can’t I find a girlfriend?”

“Well you have two problems: your looks and your personality.”

I’ve been checking my blog rankings here and there on the web, when I noticed this at Truth Laid Bear’s Ecosystem:

I think they need to fix that.

¿ʇsod sıɥʇ xǝpuı oʇ sǝıɹʇ ʇı uǝɥʍ ʇɔɐǝɹ llıʍ ǝlƃooƃ ʍoɥ ɹǝpuoʍ ı  ˙s˙d

¿¿ʞsɐ oʇ ɥɔnɯ ƃuıddılɟ ooʇ ʇɐɥʇ sı  ˙ʎʇıɹɐlɔ ɟo ʇıq ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ǝɟıl ʎɯ ʇuɐʍ ʇsnɾ ı  ˙ʇǝƃ plnoɥs ı ɐɹǝɯɐɔ lɐʇıƃıp ƃuı**** ɟo puıʞ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃıɟ oʇ ƃuıʎɹʇ sɐ ǝuɐpunɯ sɐ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos uǝʌǝ ɹo ‘ɥʇɐd  ɹǝǝɹɐɔ ʍǝu ɐ ʇno ǝɹnƃıɟ oʇ ƃuıʎɹʇ ɹo ‘(ɟoǝɹǝɥʇ ʞɔɐl ɹo) ǝɟıl ǝʌol ʎɯ s,ʇı ɹǝɥʇǝɥʍ ‘ǝɯ oʇ ǝsuǝs sǝʞɐɯ ƃuıɥʇou  ˙ǝɹoɯ ʎuɐ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ɟo slıɐʇ ɹo spɐǝɥ ǝʞɐɯ ʇ,uɐɔ ʇsnɾ ı uǝɥʍ sǝɯıʇ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ  ˙op ʎluıɐʇɹǝɔ ı  ¿sǝɯıʇǝɯos ʇno ǝpısuı ɹo uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ sı ǝɟıl ɹnoʎ ǝʞıl lǝǝɟ ɹǝʌǝ 

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